Checking My Analytics And I’m So Very Confused

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

I like to think that op calls their cat bagel so whenever they have to introduce her it goes like “her name is bagel, everything bagel” and I like that

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

HES FUCKIN GONE

“HEY YOU STOLE MY JOKE” no I reblogged your statement you unfunny bitch

Not gonna li, I almost passed out listening to that guys voice. It was very soothing and calming while talking about paralyzing fear that is struck in to anyone unknowing about the difference between a rabbit and a hare

if you don’t know the difference between a hare and a rabbit you’ve never gazed into the cold wild eyes of a hare and known that if it could speak it would speak backwards

This came to me in a dream and I am worried

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

Carsten Höller's 'Upside Down Mushroom Room' from 2000 in the Fondazione Prada, Milan

Useless box that doesn’t let people flick its switch