Nuclear Power Is Impressive Until You Get Up To Why. "we Use The Most Precisely Engineered Machinery

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

[stirring my coffee with a melon baller because I'm out of clean spoons] might be time to do laundry soon