Excessively Normal Dog

spring is coming. Spring IS COMING. You will stand on soft grass again, and feel the sun kiss your cheeks and shoulders. you will eat of the same berries as the animals returned from their hibernation. you will hear the air alive with your collective breathing.

hey who left this dirty big omelette here

Do not punish the behaviour you want to see

I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?

But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize,  snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?

Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)

Or any sentence containing the word “finally”. 

If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.

Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.

i fucking hate what the internet has done to my sense of humor. i won't laugh at most real jokes but an image like this has me in literal tears

🚨🚨🚨NIGHTMARE KART IS FINALLY AVAILABLE ON STEAM🚨🚨🚨

FUCKING GET IT HERE AAAAAAAAAAA

receipt reader (the one who reads receipts)

tassel hunter is on the prowl

Digimon world

found an old colour test on my harddrive

happy pride month, destroy some shit this month and don't get caught