Art

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

Hey Brandon, where’s the cosmere merch

Dalinar’s storm watch

Collectible glow in the dark spheres

Ranette’s kickass guns

A framed photo of Mare’s flower

Warbreaker wigs that change color

Seon tomogatchi

Axehound costume for your dog

Talking Nightblood replica, ready to destroy evil

Glitter t shirt that says “Stormblessed Not Stormstressed”

Fashion line designed by Adolin Kholin

Mistclothes to wear with your mistcloak

Mistwraith tomogatchi with customizable body parts

Spren furbies that judge you on your life choices

Melaan Barbie with customizable body parts

Collect-em-all Honor blades

Adonalsium puzzle

Pokemon, but spren

“Where in the Cosmere is Hoid” picture book

Make-your-own soul stamp

Jar of white sand

Khriss’s sunglasses

Anime Hoid body pillow

I’m not kidding Brandon, I am an adult and would pay good money for any of these

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

Did you know Minecraft was made by philza minecraft and hatsune miku?

It's spooky season, girls <3

Blue dreads 💙

More socialist propaganda! This time with stock photo cats. Image by Dimitris Vetsikas from Pixabay Image by Rudy and Peter Skitterians from Pixabay Image by PDPics from Pixabay

commie wallpapers with free stock photo birds

Image by Melanie Avis from Pixabay Image by PublicDomainPictures from Pixabay Image by dolm06 from Pixabay

things i did that forced me to be a better artist:

used a reference for everything

thinner line art (you think thats thin? go thinner….)

sketch, then do a cleaner sketch, THEN start finalizing

THUMBNAILS

color research, picking a set palette or light/dark for each work

you like that pose? redo it one more time

USE A DAMN REFERENCE

do not rely on stylization as an excuse for anatomy

draw the goddamn background you coward

just draw the hand- a bad hand is better than a hidden hand

the rule of thirds WORKS

take a considerable break between sketch and lines/paint

know that art takes longer as you get better at it

draw the seams on clothes

stop aiming for accuracy and focus on fluidity and motion, accuracy will come with practice of those two concepts

just…do the chiaroscuro. just DO IT. no excuses it always works

stop making excuses, make yourself an art schedule/set weekly(or daily) art goals and just DO IT.

Boing My first animation. GIF made in krita.