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Nothing interesting, just wondering if you're a man or a woman

I am a man. Thanks for asking.

Don't Ignore the Balls turned 5 today! Woopdy Fucking Doo. You block all my content Tumblr.

The best way to complement a slut on how well she takes a face fucking is to let her have a break and suck on your balls for a minute. It really lets them know they are doing a great job.

I am fucking myself right now to your new posts. Thank you daddy 😍

Good, you deserve to spend a little time on your holes, slut. But this blog is about showing love to a pair of balls to help them build up a big load for your face. Next time you message me, I want to hear what you’ve done to show tribute to some dude’s sauce bag. Understand?

This is my favourite tumblr page. I’ve shown my slut this page and taught her the right way. Balls are never spit free

Thank you for your support! If I’ve inspired even one extra slut to keep her man’s balls soggy with saliva than its all been worth it.

So, this is pretty much the best thing on the internet right now.

Here’s a great example of a slut, one of my favorites, who manages to show plenty of love to the balls, even while she’s blowing two dudes. Multiple cocks is no excuse to ignore the balls!

See how important ball love is to a double blow job. Go out a practice what you’ve learned, sluts!

I'd love to just lick and suck a guy's balls and ass all day. And then if I do a good job, maybe he'd even let me suck his cock as a reward.

You bring up an important point here, dear slut. Showing love to a guy’s balls and asshole really shows that you’re worth having over for a blow job every now and then. Especially if you’re hoping for bus fair home. So your instinct of spending plenty of time licking and sucking the balls and asshole is spot on. I would maybe even spring for an Uber home if you really got your tongue all the way in there to polish my prostate like you’re supposed to. 

Dressing Room Fun

Since we can’t share pictures on here anymore, I thought I’d share some fun stories.

One time my wife was trying on sundresses for me at Target. She was totally naked in the dressing room, I would bring her dressing from the rack and then she would come out and try on the thin, flowing dresses with nothing on underneath. We were having so much fun, and I decided to take it up a notch. I went to get her the next few dresses to try on, and I saw a man walking towards the dressing room to try something up. I pretended to check my phone while strategically waiting for him to walk past the room my wife was in. Once he was directly in front of the stall, I opened the door wide to reveal my fully nude wife to him. She had no idea I was doing that, and he got a nice long look at her nude body. She was surprised at first and then thrilled as I shut the door and played it off like I didn't know someone was behind me.