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Weird question. How do you trim/shave without cutting yourself? I seem to always manage to cut myself each time

Thanks for your question. I’ve never had a problem shaving my sack. I use body wash and a high quality razor. Don’t go cheap on your balls. They are worth spending some money on something legit. Start by trimming as much hair as you can with clippers and then get into the shower and start shaving. Take your time, rushing could be part of your problem too. Good luck!

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Even though you're straight would you ever suck a guys balls

Probably not, tbh. I’m not turned off or grossed out by it, but it doesn’t turn me on either, so I probably wouldn’t be very good at it, and balls deserve to be licked with enthusiasm and skill. Thanks for your question.

True Ball Loving Wife Stories: No. 1

I post a lot of pictures and captions about how sluts should show love and tribute to the balls, and I think it’s time to let you guys know that I expect the same from my wife, a slut I’m very proud of. One of the first times she made me so proud with her focus on the balls, was when she was blowing my best friend pretty regularly. She had just developed what is now her signature cocksucking move, she goes as deep as she can on the cock, and then waits a moment, and comes up as slowly as she can, while she tickles the underside of the ball sack gently.

The first time she did that to me, I said “you have to do that to Rich next time he’s over!” and a few days later he stopped by to say hi (and probably empty his balls). 30 minutes later he’s sitting on the couch and my wife is on her knees sucking his cock like its her job and she’s trying to earn a raise.

I see her go down as deep as she can, he’s pretty big, so she can only go about halfway down his length, but I can see him tense up as he feels his cockhead hit the back of her throat. She waits a moment, and slowly comes back up and I hear him say, in total blissful pleasure, “Oh, Gawd. She’s tickling my balls! Feels so good!”

I was so proud of her for showing love to his balls, and making him feel like a king. A few minutes later he erupted a torrent of jizz on her face. I could tell she was realizing that she got the biggest load ever from him by playing with his sack, and loving all the extra knuckle babies dripping from her cheeks. From that moment on, my wife became a ball charming wizard. Her ability to please the plums with her mouth, tongue, hands and tits are amazing.

More stories soon, if you want them. And don’t forget to ask me anything!

With Valentine’s Day coming up, a lot of dudes are wondering what to get the sluts in their lives. Not the randos whose name you can’t remember, but the good sluts, who are worth buying bus fair for their ride home after they drain your balls.

Well this video is an excellent guide on how to do something special for a slut. This dude gives Lindsey Love full access to his cock, balls and asshole for her to really work her tongue on.

Take notes fellas, Valentine’s Day comes once a year!

Can I see your balls?

I only take pictures of my balls in a slut’s mouth. Once I get a slut’s permission to post her sucking my sack, then you can see them. 

We have a winner

I can honestly say I got the best blowjob of my life Saturday night. Realize that my wife has been sucking my cock for nearly twenty years now, and she's still getting better. I wish I could tell you what the hell she did to me, but I was too busy losing my mind to take note. I will say that she paid plenty of attention to the balls, and even tried some new tricks that sent me into oblivion.

This guy is having the best day ever. Although, I guess she’s having a good day too.

Gawddamn! Look how talented this slag is! She pays so much attention to the balls, the taint, and the asshole.

I want a guy to stuff his balls in my pussy along with his cock. Is that weird?

That is not weird at all. As a slut, you’re probably finding that your obsessed with balls and stuffing them in your mouth and sometimes, even your pussy. Don’t fight that. Embrace it, and get out there and get some dude’s balls sopping wet with pussy juice. Just make sure you lick them clean afterwards. That’s just good etiquette.