"I Would Kill For You. I Would Die For You" Would You Take A Break For Me? Would You Sit Down And Rest?

We need to run.

For president

Of Candyland.

Hey man, are you ok? The post your gf made about sending positive vibes sounds like you’re not doing too well. I hope you’re ok, and if you’re not I hope you are soon 💛

I went to do a procedure at the doctors today, before that I fasted for 2 days straight, no foods, no soups, no nothin. and I am SCARED of medical things. but now I am back and I am weak. You have 20 hours before I regain my power.

Mt. Dew Baja Blast

call it by its name or something else,

it'll change what it becomes

"Dick and Vanilla Extract" sounds like a good book title

It has been exactly thirty minutes since it was half an hour ago.

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

March 20 2005 4/20/05

Tomorrow is it.

I "die" and then we head off to the air port..

Luckily they scarecly even ask for your name anymore.

So getting through will be no big deal.

we're going all the way to the middle of no where in Canada.

Cabin in the woods type deal.

We'll perform the cerimony, make a litlle sacrifice and then...

No soul.

The adventure cat