the fact that chapter 8's ugly christmas fit somehow turned out cute is actually so unfair Σ(×_×;)! how does this even happen
thx for clicking on my page! im dirtbag :3
heres some of my stuff^^^♡ made this account just to post whatever i want- but mostly art i make and fanfics i write (o≧▽゜)o☆ !!! ((i dont take commissions tho soz))
...harry potter ((im trans dont h8 me 😭 idk how this happened either))
stardew valley
dirtbagcore -> ao3 (some 18+ content)
dirtbagcore.art -> instagram & tiktok!!
⬇️List of all my ao3 works AND all the fandoms im in, under the cut⬇️
on archive of our own:
Spy x Family || rated: Explicit
canon compliant side mission fic, where Loid has to seduce a male target and... learns things about himself (lol). relatively plot heavy for a smut.
❌️incomplete ((2/5 chapters, 7k words))
Mairimashita! Iruma-kun || rated: General Audiences
canon divergence kid fic where Iruma gets a baby brother! mostly family fluff & humour, set in year 2.
❌️incomplete ((2/? chapters, 4.7k words))
Saiki K. || rated: General Audiences
canon divergence Saiki/Satou fic, where Satou gets hit by truck-kun and is transported to a fantasy world. a spoof that makes fun of harem and isekai clichés.
|| comic ||
❌️incomplete ((1/? chapters, 2k words))
Saiki K. | Merlin (BBC) || rated: Teen & Up
canon divergence crossover, Saiki accidentally goes back in time and ends up in camelot. obviously, everyone thinks hes a creature of magic and tries to kill him. key word: tries.
❌️incomplete ((1/? chapters, 3.3k words))
Harry Potter || rated: Teen & Up
everything is the same except harry is nonbinary. heavy focus on clothes/makeup/hair/etc. (because i said so)
|| illustration || paper doll ||
❌️incomplete ((9/? chapters, 28.3k words))
my fandoms:
Banana Fish
Deadpool
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Dungeon Meshi
Frieren: Beyond Journey's End
Fullmetal Alchemist
Gravity Falls
Harry Potter (but only for the fanfiction)
How to Train Your Dragon
Hunter x Hunter
Mairimashita! Iruma-kun
MCU
Merlin
Mob Psycho 100
One Piece
Princess Jellyfish
Rise of the Guardians
Spider-man
Spy x Family
Stardew Valley
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
etc... ((i'll add more as i think of them))
i really dont think we talk enough about how saiki and teruhashi were a couple in an alternate universe that was only slightly different from the normal one. like i really think we just moved on from that way too fast.
guysss if i wrote a saiki k × bbc merlin crossover would you read it? ( 〃▽〃) like imagine. saiki having an accident and just showing up in the middle ages.
Merlin: oh no! hes just a child and Uther is putting him on the pyre without trial? this is an outrage!
Saiki: nooo dont light me on fire i have my wallet in these jeans :(
...
Merlin: ??? oh nvm hes fine. thats cool
Merlin, internally: (me core?????)
Uther: rahhhh! die!
Saiki: im not gonna die. you cant make me
like, the POV switches and it goes from "sun beats down on the backs of those from the lower town, summer reaching its peak as the solstice had just passed a fortnight ago."
to "man this suuuucks. i miss video games and indoor plumbing. fuck kusuke this is all his fault."
+ he gets to wear a cool blindfold cause of his whole 'turning ppl to stone' thing and have everyone know hes got crazy powerful "magic" lmao. the possibilities are endless. im gonna write that right now
Usually it's almost always the FEMALE characters who are given the role of covertly gather intel under the guise of being promiscuous so I love to see manslut roy mustang over here and his super intricate network of hostess besties, and his phone call w "Elizabeth" that basically served as a way for him to communicate w his team.
Like he convinced all the higher ups that he was just a dumb whore so they didn't view him as a threat and then BAM. Proceeds to launch a coup de tat.
Honestly arakawa cooked w him like ok ma'am.
As an older(?) Anime fan, I am continuously amused when I spot anime in the wild.
I mean, look at this advertisement. No explanation, no tag line. Just Loid Forger.
Pretend for a second you know nothing about anime or Spy x Family.
Without context, what would this mean?
Who is this? What does he do?
Irrelevant, says Crunchyroll. Look at this man. He's Loid. Spy x Family. What is that? A show? A movie? Who cares. Watch it on Crunchyroll. Is that a channel? An app?Doesn't matter. Look at this handsome man. You want to see more of him. Locate the Crunchyroll. Consume Spy x Family.
new WIP teehee (◕ᴗ◕✿)
fanart that makes sense <<<<<<< drawing ur faves in PLATE ARMOUR 🔥🔥🔥🔥 FUCK YEAH
The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose
I love when fic authors do that thing where they italicise Merlin's name like Merlin when Arthur says it. It's like yeah babes. I know. He almost always says his name like that. I love you. I'm kissing you on the lips. We shall have a spring wedding.
artist and fanfic author with oddly specific (aka incredible) taste // any pronouns // 21 // 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️♾️🌈
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