I'm Inventing New Mental Illness Right Now Btw

Maurice: I have shared with Alec

Clive, AN INTELLECTUAL: Shared what?

(I mean, I don't know Clive, maybe his toothpaste? His disappointment in you? Who knows Clive who knows🤡)

(But what we do know is that the D in Durham stands for Dumbass)

We all do, Martin

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sacré bleu...somebody âs deepthreauxted ze eiffel toweur

alive can i have new podcast recs please i want new podcast recs please please can i have new podcast recs please horror and also gay

so tma ended, now what? horror podcast recommendation list part 3 oh my god they made more of these things

malevolent - i think people are already turned on to this one because its slowly becoming the new big thing imo. malevolent is about a guy named arthur who fucked up and got his eyes stolen by an eldritch abomination that is also now physically tethered to him and they dont like each other enough to just live like that so they go on an adventure to try and unstick themselves from each other. its a lovecraftian mythos story, so thats the type of horror you're getting. it's not a comedy and its not a romance but it both is a comedy and is a romance you know what i mean? 10/10 can you believe its just one guy doing all of these voices

red valley - red valley is about a guy named warden who works in a weird government agency tasked with trying to find a seed vault that very quickly becomes not a regular seed vault. the characters in this one are all so well written and the gut punches kill me. this is a bit more near future(ish) scifi than regular horror, but while you're listening to it turn into a road trip you're going to be like "alive this isn't scary" and right around that time is when they're going to introduce truly what is one of the most fucked up concepts i've ever heard. 10/10 the british people made me cry again

out of place - okay so stop me if you've heard this one before. there's a british guy working in an archive where he gets weird kind of scary things and his archive institution is shady and there are tapes and its not mag again i swear. out of place starts much the same but instead of getting scary bullshit, andrew starts receiving historical artifacts from different alternate history realities. its fantastic world building, good story telling, and just like. existential dread nightmare after existential dread nightmare. 10/10 i can't listen to this in the grocery story because i will just stare of into space and sigh for twenty minutes at a time.

they're all ongoing and at around 20ish episodes right now and i love them. i only do these rec posts when i can find at least three shows so sorry for how long this ask took to get to <3

I’m in love with your artstyle. It’s so interesting <3

Ian, Katja and Gisele warmup doodles

louis cradling and crying over lestat after slitting his throat himself.... that's gothic romance excellence

the three wives shared a single child but dracula just PLOWING through the crew of the demeter sir someone has to drive the boat

gorgeous <3

the sound of her wings

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John/Arthur Lester Characters: Arthur Lester, John (Malevolent) Additional Tags: Fluff, Holding Hands, Touching, set before episode 16 Summary:

Arthur, John said again though, voice disapproving and the man was nothing if not stubborn. This is a bad idea. Without really thinking about it, Arthur moved his hand and covered John’s, lying next to his.

“Sleep, John,” Arthur mumbled. “We will worry about what this means tomorrow.” He was too tired for mysteries tonight. Underneath his hand, he could feel John’s fingers twitching slightly, curling inward and touching his own before uncurling again.

In the Dreamlands, Arthur and John find a bed and some rest and comfort.