I Am On My Hands And Knees Begging People To Listen To The Malevolent Podcast Because It's So Incredibly

ableds think they can just explain away all your problems to you it's so annoying. you complain about something and they immediately go "it's because you..." SHUT UP

I love this site so fucking much cause I'll see a post like

If I like you I'm making silly piles in your yard

and every other normal guy site would be like 'wtf lol' or 'what does this mean??' but all us are nodding solemnly

Layers of Fear portraits of wife by Andrzej Dybowski

A poster my sister saw yesterday at Barnes and Nobles

Edit: it’s apparently by @teal-individual!

guillermo de la cruz is literally THE most character of all time. hes gay. hes latino. hes fat. hes badass. hes sexy. hes a serial killer. hes a mamas boy. hes insane. hes the most normal one here. hes by birth and lineage a vampire killer. hes spent 13 years trying to become a vampire. hes my best friend hes my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese my good time boy

sacré bleu...somebody âs deepthreauxted ze eiffel toweur

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

i know that hamlet is a four hundred year old play and has been studied by countless brilliant scholars.. but truly no one understands him like me and the tumblr girlies

this comes up so frequently in our screaming about malevolent that i figured, might as well make it a meme

[id: a modified version of the “I can’t believe it’s not butter” logo that says “I can’t believe it’s all Harlan!” / end id]