If There Was A Way To Run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER On This Website I Fucking Would

the amount of times john has to say “the other left” to arthur when giving him directions is making me wonder which of them doesn’t know their right from their left

The Devil card illustration from The Slavic Legends Tarot made for Taroteca Studio.

Saw this on r/LGBT and figured my aspec followers would enjoy.

Consider: live action adaption of Malevolent where Doug Jones plays the King in Yellow, and whoever plays Arthur Lester has to mimic The Hand Thing with his left hand when John talks.

much ado about nothing it's still PEAK FICTION even after 400 years like Benedick and Beatrice can't stand each other so much that they can't even say "pass me the salt" without inserting some slander and then their friends one day wake up and think "what if we pair Benedick and Beatrice up, for fun, just to kill time" and so they make Benedick believe he is accidentally overhearing their conversation and it's all about how Beatrice secretly loves Benedick so much that she spends her nights crying screaming shitting throwing up and they think it may kill her so Benedick straight up say "so they're serious. Well, her love? It's required. Now I am gonna get a portrait of her".

How do you guys even DARE to say that you hate classics bc they're boring when Shakespearen plays walked so that modern romcoms could run

What an autistic person says: "How long is it going to take?"

What they mean: "I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation."

What neurotypical people hear: "I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it."

all of my neuroses run in my family (autism, adhd, depression etc) and are at least partially hereditary, so from now on I am referring to them as "the family blood curse"

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

tybalt with a sword, what will he do

starting a collection