“What Is Soap’s Favorite Fruit?”

how’s long does it take to get over someone you dated for six months n spoke daily asking for a friend

showing the size difference in our hands by wrapping your hand around my cock and guiding it with my own hand to show you how i like it

boyfriends

Evelyn Waugh, from Brideshead Revisited (1945)

damn right i am

i just want könig to **** my ***** and *** ** ** while i ***** and *** *** **** until i **** ***

jesus christ.

i just want könig to **** my ***** and *** ** ** while i ***** and *** *** **** until i **** ***

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Hermione: Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?

Draco: Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga.

aw hell yeah

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