Nikolai Lantsov = Tony Stark

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

What they taught me

Thank you Tony Stark, for teaching me there is always something you can do.

Thank you Pepper Potts, for showing me you don’t have to be a superhero to be a strong woman.

Thank you James Rhodes, for teaching me to always believe in your friends.

Thank you Steve Rogers, for teaching me to always get back up.

Thank you Bucky Barnes, for teaching me that you can always move on.

Thank you Natasha Romanoff, for showing me that your past doesn’t define you.

Thank you Clint Barton, for teaching me you can always be there for your family.

Thank you Thor Odinson, for showing me that you don’t have to follow other people’s expectations.

Thank you Loki Laufeyson, for showing me that there is always someone who loves you.

Thank you Bruce Banner, for showing me that emotions need to be felt.

Thank you Peter Quill, for showing me you can always go home.

Thank you Gamora, for teaching me that you aren’t responsible for your family.

Thank you Rocket, for showing me your friends can be your family.

Thank you Drax, for showing me that there is always someone who will remember you.

Thank you Groot, for showing me you don’t need to be a man of many words, to connect with people.

Thank you Mantis, for showing me there are so many ways you can help people.

Thank you Nebula, for teaching me it’s okay to get rid of the person you used to be to become the person you need to be.

Thank you Scott Lang, for teaching me that if you love someone, you will put the work in.

Thank you Hope Van-Dyne, for showing me you have a say in everything you are a part of.

Thank you Stephen Strange, for showing me that a disability is a way for you to grow into who you were meant to be.

Thank you Peter Parker, for showing me there is no age limit for change.

Thank you T’challa, for teaching me that closing yourself off isn’t the best way to live.

Thank you Shuri, for showing me that you don’t have to be a man to be the smartest in the room.

Thank you Carol Danvers, for showing me you can always find out who you are.

Thank you to the MCU for teaching me how to grow up.

broke: channing tatum sucks at a french accent

woke: gambit is cajun. cajuns just sound like that man. idk what to tell you. iirc he even got “sha” right (as opposed to the french pronunciation of chère). he doesn’t sound the way his dialogue is portrayed in the comics bc in the comics they just threw in some chère’s and some non’s and called it a day. channing tatum had the accent DOWN PAT

When Sebastian face ??!? does the thing!!?!

smexy smoulder to fluffy angel bunny in 2 seconds flat how-

Reblog if you agree

You’ll do it for Jacob. It’s like you said. Whatever it takes. CHRIS EVANS in Defending Jacob (2020)

Black widows are always alone and now we know how that feels without you. (via BossLogic’s twitter)

"fuck you my child is completely fine" your child has a fictional father-figure who they wish were their real father figure because they want a father like that.

Wanted to make this post bc I get a lot of ppl in my inbox asking where I watch the various tmnt shows

I watch them all (and literally almost every other cartoon I love) on m.wcostream.com!

It's free, there are no pop-up ads that get in the way of you easily accessing your shows/movies, and it's kept up to date within at least 3 days after a new ep has been released. Plus there's a playlist feature, pretty much like Netflix (though I think that only works on desktop).

It has four of the TMNT shows on there so I'll leave the links to them here:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Legit there's so many other cartoons and movies on there, this site's saved me during lockdown

I am not in the US but maybe I can help by rebloging

Wanna punch a Nazi?

Can’t help you there, but you can do something in solidarity with Jewish people.

MoveOn

Lift the ban on Maus NOW!

It’s disgraceful that the McMinn County Board of Education in TN banned Maus, a Pulitzer Prize winning graphic novel about the Holocaust tha

Lord Dregg: Do you fleshlings know who I am? I am Lord Vringath Dregg. Ruler of planet Sictoid. Lord of all insect life in the universe! And bringer of your deaths.

Raph: Uh, can you hold on a second? I just got a phone call from someone named I DON'T GIVE A FLYING-!!

Donnie: That's great! Thanks Raph! Nice diplomacy there.