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JJK Reverse Harem x chubby/fat reader

No. of words - 6.5k

Characters : Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Getou Suguru, Choso Kamo, Ryomen Sukuna

You can choose the reader to be 21+,25+, 30+ (really, it’s your choice)

Other characters are 25+

(Well, Sukuna and Choso are more than 1000+ and 150+ years old obviously)

Read the warnings before you click ‘read more’

CW : chubby/fat AFAB reader, they/them pronouns,fluff and not sfw, horny thoughts(wet dreams and fantasies), hurt/comfort, the harem being lil perverts, ooc Sukuna, occasionally(well…ykwim), mentions of feeding (not fetish or a kink, just affectionate gesture), oblivious! Reader, physical violence (not towards the reader), implied male masturbation, genitalia mention, the harem is fucking whipped for chubby reader, occasional bouts of public fatphobia, slight internalized fatphobia (if you squint), reader wears dresses/pants/skirts/thigh-highs etc, reader gets drunk, accidental striptease from reader, not beta read because why the fuck not, kinda rushed towards the end, AU because I said so and I wanna see them smile and be happy :”)

OK, as expected let’s just get into how all of these mfs became whipped for a chubby cutie like you

Disclaimer : all of them crave for your attention

Yeah, some people hide it better.

What am I talking about??? Some??

You know who’s hiding it better, the one who claims he doesn’t play favourites but yet always takes you to bookstores, restaurants, maybe an outing at yours or his favourite cafe with each of your desired items in front of you

Or one of the few people who he tolerates, well more like enjoys, because your presence is so pleasing and he turns so mushy wushy for you

The one who adores your warmth and softness against the coldness and roughness that the world possessed

Who loves to hold your chubby hand when you initiate the gesture, the only hint of him liking your affections being a brief dusting of pink across his sharp cheekbones

You already got the person, I know

Yep, exactly, it’s Nanami Kento

The stoic faced ex-businessman-turned-jujutsu sorcerer who absolutely adores the way your pretty eyes squeeze shut because whenever you smile, your chubby cheeks poof up making him want to absolutely cup your round face and kiss your breath away

But he won’t tho, because he knows he has competition :(

But he really really really really wants to make you his :(

His plump cutie who kisses him everytime he returns home from draining missions and let him ask to be smothered between your thick thighs

Or fuck, just sit on his sculpted face and let him pamper your supple body with his tongue fucking into your tight hole

Kento drowning in your essence and suffocating between your thighs is his go-to way to reach his climax when he has R-rated thoughts about you

He needs you so fucking bad it’s not even funny

Now, Gojo Satoru

Yeah, he’s a whore

But only for you :(

He absolutely digs it whenever a sliver of your skin is exposed

Your skirt rode up and now your doughy thighs are showing with cellulite just etched onto it??? He wanna grab and chomp

Your shirt rode up exposing your belly and stretch marks?? He wanna lick the rivulets on your skin and make your chubby self squirm until you beg that you want his sharp tongue somewhere else (your pussy)

Your shirt comes down a bit, exposing your bra-clad chest due to it being weighed down by water because it suddenly rained and you ran outside to frolic in it?? Suffocate his sculpted face between them, pls, he doesn’t wanna breathe :(

Getou Suguru, my artistic mans

Now I headcanon that Getou knows how to draw and sketch, so he spends a lot of time sketching your plump frame :(

Of course, he will never show you his sketchbook with only your pictures in it

But Gojo found it tho lmaoooo

The blue-eyed sorcerer relentlessly teased him for it too

Getou just huffed and took it away from his hands because well, it was you, wasn’t it?

He could never wanna tarnish you, not in pictures or face to face

You were his beloved muse, unbeknownst to you

Your enchanting smile, the way your clothes billow all over or stick to all your plush goodness

The way your chubby cheeks go smush when you rest them on your palm

The way your cute round toes wiggle when you place them on his lap

The way your supple calves jiggle when you walk (fucker walks right behind you, same as Gojo)

The way you hug his tall frame from behind (and Getou revelling in your softness) before he tickles the soft palms of your hands making you adorably squeal and run away

The way he wants to leave marks from his teeth and hands all over the expanse of your lush body

The way he fantasizes about it in the late nights while he languidly strokes his aching cock muffling his moans onto a pillow

Yeah, bby, he’s hooked into you

Ryomen Sukuna, the King of Curses

Yeah, he’s an ass towards you at first

Well, not mocking or making fun of your weight per say, more like telling you how he can handle you with just one hand thank you very much

You, in your good sense of humour, rarely pay any attention to the curse and the said curse was becoming desperate at this point lmaooo

Sukuna : If you are feeling scared to sit on me because you are worried about being heavy, honestly that's a joke in itself, heh! Well, just know that I can sit your ample form on my shoulders and run at an incredible speed. Or you know 👀👀

You, who is tryna drink water in peace and having no time for his BS : Shut up Sukuna, I will just sit on top of you!

Sukuna, very amused : Is that a promise, my lil chubby bunny?

Cue you, walking away from him fed up with his swag and shit while he stares at how your wide hips sway from side to side, tantalizing him

Sukuna is a jerk (affectionate), nonetheless.

Always grabbing you by the scruff of your neck with his big palms (like a mama leopard picking their cubs UWU) and admiring the squeak that comes out of your cute mouth while he pulls you closer to his smirking face

Thirsty ass boi ><

This mf is so sneaky, you never hear him coming up behind you

He literally pulls you towards him by wrapping his strong arms around your plush middle

He enjoys the way your softness trembles against his rock hard body

He really wants to see you squirm and whimper and just fucking moan under his touch when he pinches and squeezes every ounce of fat on your body

He doesn’t go that far, but settles for when he squishes your round cheeks making you pucker your lush lips at him, twinkling eyes staring up at his imposing figure

He is obsessed with watching your thick thighs jiggle whenever you wear shorts in his vicinity. Fucker bites his lips so hard. Looks like the fuckboi emoji if you catch him staring at you

Man has no shame at all lmaoooo

Especially when he indulges in his fantasies of him just eating you out from behind, suffocated by your ass and pillowy thighs and chubby mound that he ends up cumming on himself most nights……well, who am I kidding, it’s every night

Now Choso <3

He’s a lovely lovely man, ugh :(

So fond of you, always has a sprinkle of blush on his cheeks whenever you are in his vicinity

He adores your smiles, the way you slip your round hands into his calloused ones

The way you hold his face in your soft palms and caress his cheeks

The way you laugh around him, the way he observes how your supple body jiggles when you express your joy whether it was from a silly video on your phone, a book, seeing Gojo mess with Nanami and caresses your rounded sides making you settle back into the black haired man’s body (Nanami will pretend to be annoyed but then look over the newspaper just for him to melt when he sees you absolutely enjoying yourself, ugh :( he’s so whipped)

Or even if you fall asleep on Choso, he will maneuver your round frame in a way that you now lie on his chest

He’s so calmed down by your breathing

Fuck, you are so somft, and Choso just melts from the closeness that you naturally allowed in your own way

He is caressing the rolls over your clothes and relishes the warmth emanating from your plush body

You would feel much more ravishing when he turns you into a boneless pile of goo from how many times he made you cum

And I OOP-

0 to 100 real quick, Choso <3

Thank God, he has a blood manipulation technique so he is able to stave off his erection. For now

He will satiate his dirty thoughts about you riding him and kissing him tenderly before he takes control and proceeds to ravage you until you cry when he’s alone

He wants to spurt his cum over your belly and thick thighs

To make you cum until you are craving for him with your soul

To paint your chest with his capitulation, watching it roll down between the crevices of your body

He feels so guilty when he thinks about you like that, but as long as you don’t know about it, it’s fine, right?

You are one oblivious chubby bunny, oh my goodness

These fine-ass men are fighting tooth and nail for your attention and affection

You just chalk up their affection to their job because they are involved in a risky profession so they want to make use of their time with you

Living their best life as much as they can

They couldn't possibly be attracted to you, right?

WRONG

They are dead-set to have you in their lives, whether they emerge a winner or not, they want you to be in their life so bad

Bunny, they would pay you to get involved in every crevice of their lives

But of course, you don’t know shit about their competition so you just continue hanging out with them, as usual

Well, having one of them with you when hanging out is itself a guard dog situation. They will absolutely subtly glare at anyone who dared to approach you and ask for your number

Well, they can’t exactly blame the people either. You are just existing looking all soft and cute, with bountiful curves for days, turning interested heads wherever you go and they do nothing but silently fume T_T

But on the off chance, some dickhead or asshole dares to fat-shame you or give you weird looks because you happen to be eating or look at your phone or because of your attire (frankly why are people so concerned about what fat people wear, jeez!)

Or just walk up to you when you are coming out of the restroom

Well, often times you ignore and walk right past them to make way to your company and drag them away with you despite your companion telling you that they can kick the jerk’s ass

Lord, if someone makes you cry in public because of the sharp-edged brutalized insults…….rip to that person, you might as well order their coffin

Whether it’s a single person, like let’s just go with a one or two sentence elaboration

Nanami Kento - is READY TO FIGHT. He would squeeze the bastard’s shoulder and make them kneel on the ground in front of you and demand that they apologize to you. Nobody, and I mean, nobody makes his angel feel bad about themselves, especially for something such as physical appearance. He gives a final warning before pulling him up and pushing him out of your view. Gives you a hug and rubs your rounded shoulders to calm you down. Even presses his forehead against yours before placing a kiss there to make you smile.

Gojo Satoru - is MENACING. The moment he sees the incident he is already behind you giving the most scariest glare to the fucking bastard who dared to hurt the strongest sorcerer’s sweet lil mochi. Immediately grabs the attacker’s collar and threatens to apologize to his friend (love of his life, but let’s move on). The one who insulted you is trembling about to pee himself from how tight Gojo’s grip was. Gojo was this close to blasting their head off into the orbit before he heard a slew of apologies from the jerk’s mouth. Pushing him away, he grabbed you and glared at the dickhead one more time before he left with you. Places your head against his chest and rubs your back slowly and softly to subdue your cries.

Getou Suguru - is CALM but MENACING. His smile sends tremors through the bastard’s soul and before they even realize they are on the ground, their shoulders feeling heavy, their eyes watering. Getou calmly demands that they apologise lest he makes them suffer for even breathing with ill intentions towards you. Won’t stop until you hold his arms with your round hands and tells him to let go. Getou does let go but only after 30 seconds more all the while wiping your tears away with his slender fingers and kissing your chubby cheeks.

Ryomen Sukuna - yeah, that guy’s dead. No but seriously, the guy wouldn’t know what hit him before he’s flying into a wall. Before any more damage can be done, you are dragging Sukuna away from the scene. He wanted to go back and give a piece of his mind again but then he hears sniffles from his chubby bunny :( He abruptly stops walking, making you squeak and tumble back towards his strong body. Wrapping his arms around your waist, he mumbles into your neck that whatever that asshole said wasn’t true and that you are beyond his wildest definitions of an angel. Wipes your tears away and cups your chubby cheeks before nuzzling his nose against yours

Choso Kamo - Bruv, this man sees RED and proceeds to make him faint by manipulating his blood.He spikes the blood in his body and slightly drains the blood from his cranial area. Your chubby self is literally standing there shocked while the one who insulted you is lying on the ground. Choso just calmly walks towards you and holds his hand towards you, prompting you to step over the man. He would try to calm your tears down by rubbing your neck and kissing your forehead. He would start kissing your pudgy fingers and attempt to make you giggle by blowing on them. When you finally do giggle, he reminds you that as long as you let him, he would always be your knight in shining armour.

If it’s all of them…….yeah…..they gone bruh. You got this whole squad of bodyguards who are ready to just lie down on the ground just so you would step on them.

The moment anybody tries to cross with you, bro….yeah, they better run.

You got five pairs of eyes looking at the asswipe like they are about to turn him into ashes from their stare

Five very tall and strong men, ready to destroy and burn the world if it means that you are safe and happy, looking at this ratboi daring him, taunting him to say anything that would ruin your mood

The person scuttles away before even telling you anything

You are just perplexed on what just happened (bby just turn back, you will know the reason)

Back to fluff (and naughty bits)

As I have said before, Ryomen Sukuna is a menace.

You would be just chilling on the couch when the King of Curses plops down right beside you and stares at you

You are used to this behaviour so you pay him no attention and continues doing what you were doing whether that be looking through your phone, watching a movie or reading a book

He wants your attention, so what does he do, he picks your supple calves from the ground and places it on his lap

You just raise your eyebrow at him while he smiles and runs his nails on the sensitive skin making you shudder softly

Taking note of this, he will pull you closer and closer until he just lifts you and puts you on his lap

From then, he will knead your belly, your bulged out hips, your doughy thighs and even your plump arms

You will just sigh in glee and settle into him even more comfortably

Well, from what you have heard, Sukuna used to be a human before becoming the King of Curses

Maybe he was just craving what he may have lost on, to get a sense of familiarity maybe?

Yeah, that was it.

You were wrong.

Okay, well not completely wrong. But well, he wanted to know what parts on your round body made you squirm with delight

So he began poking and gently slapping your generous parts to watch them jiggle

Yeah man, he’s entranced by your jiggle. Not in a weird way, but just….he loved seeing how your fat bubbles between his fingers and well, he wished you were jiggling while you were underneath or above him as well. Oh yeah, he would be down for that.

Shit, nope, he can’t get hard now

Well, taking note of the soft pats and hits against your softness, you asked him what he was doing to which he just told you to mind your own business and blushed 50 different shades of red

You just giggled and laid against his chest before falling asleep shortly after

Nanami is the type to want you to sit on the counter while he makes food

Ever since you came into his life, he got the idea that peace is not necessarily only enjoying time alone but it can also be enjoying and cherishing time with people they love and care about as well

Well, in your case, you were pretty oblivious to his, well (not just his, you got a harem bby, did you forget?) affections towards you, he did take full advantage of it, in his own Nanami way

Cooking!! Bro, that’s his extension of his love for you

So, while you sit on the counter sneakily eating the tomatoes or cucumbers or carrots

Even a bit of the dessert or, knowing Nanami, desserts

Nanami knows but he still lets you get away with it because it’s you :(

If Gojo entered the kitchen Nanami tells him to go away lmaoo I am cryin-

Just straight up throws a spare apron towards the sorcerer and tells him to get out of the kitchen-

The scene makes you laugh making the tip of Nanami’s ears turn red

Clearing his throat, he turned towards you only to see you putting a lil dollop of whipped cream that you scooped with your forefinger

GODDDDDDDDDDD

You with your chubby cheeks and soft belly pooching out of your shorts :(

Your thick thighs spread on the counter like cookie dough, tempting him to sink his teeth into them :(

You are licking your pudgy fingers????? You like his food that much????

Let him just marry you already

Nanami is literally about to drool onto his pristine kitchen floor before he catches himself and focuses on the dish

You try to sneak one more lick of whipped cream when Nanami has his back turned to you, looking at the oven where the crème brûlées were coming on nicely

But before you could put in your mouth, Nanami suddenly caught your plump arms and he steps in so close that your bodies touch

He presses his forehead against yours while your eyes are wide open at his actions

You aren’t uncomfortable, this was just a side of Nanami that you hadn’t seen before

So bold and flirtatious

Nanami could feel the quick breaths against his skin making him automatically think whether you would give the same intensity and frequency of breaths if he had his face pressed against your cunt

This close to you, Nanami was a vision

His blonde eyelashes fluttering against his sculpted cheekbones

His sharp nose nudging against yours

His body hard against the soft contours of your body

He looked much more bigger pressed up against you

Nanami could almost feel your delectable body just pressed up ….ah-

He just pinches your chubby cheeks and leaves you flabbergasted on the counter

And yes, he does gladly feed you if you allowed him <3

Choso is a sweetheart <3

You had seen him when Yuuji introduced the man as his older brother

Your lush of expanse of skin had him hooked onto you

Your first meeting was a bit awkward because here was this man with space buns and a thin black line across his nose staring at you so intensely

He was looking at your cute belly in your crop top and thighs which were spilling out of your thigh highs

You were playing with your fingers and Choso just about melted on how round and soft they looked

He didn’t break eye contact until you did

But the image of your rubenesque body never left his mind

Choso was reminded of the artworks that he had seen in Getou’s room. The ones with the ladies who were full-figured and naked, or covered with a cloth that covered parts of their alluring body being admired or fonded over

Fast forward a few months, Choso can be seen cuddling you or you falling asleep on him as I have mentioned before

He loves it when you play with his hair and put flowers in it

But he especially loves it when you run your fingers through his long locks and plait his hair or put any YouTube hair styling content to practice

So far, you had done princess plait, French plaît, Fish plait, curled his hair (both with the rolls and with a curling iron), and sometimes even bridal styles too

He just sits on the floor between your thighs while you are seated on the couch letting you do whatever it is that you want to do with his hair

Choso just sits there contently trying to will down his thoughts of you caressing his scalp after he pleasures you and makes you tremble to the heavens as well

Horn Knee BOI uwu <3

Once again, he can hide his erection tho lmao

Getou Suguru mindlessly doodles on your soft arms sometimes :(

You don’t complain tho because he draws the prettiest flowers on you

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon be damned, you are the most gorgeous and sweetest flower anyone could find in this world

Getou always relishes the smile that you give him when your skin is adorned with his artwork

Could be a rose with a dagger on your forearm, jasmines on your pudgy fingers, a moon and stars on the back of your hand or a kitty cat on your thighs

He loves to doodle on you because sometimes you get so sensitive dsbasdhfdsvh

He is so :(

UGH, he’s so into you it burns his brain sometimes

You are incredibly ticklish too, so sometimes he just slowly crawls his fingers towards your most ticklish parts to feel you jiggle from your laughter :(

You sound so cute :(

It often makes him daydream whether you are the same when naked too :(

Your rolls, your belly, your neck and your thighs are the prime targets of his tickling

He wonders whether you giggle if he presses and leaves nips all over your succulent body as well

Oh my God, that would be so fucking cute :( Stop, he can’t even-

Another member of the team ‘Play with my hair and I will be yours forever <3’

Let him lay on your lap and close his eyes while your fingers run through his hair

Babes, he is in heaven trust me <3

He literally presses his face against your warm belly, indulging in the feeling of your skin against his :(

Jeez, whipped much?

Gojo Satoru, another menace <3

Again, it’s all to grab your attention <3

Wants to pamper you and love you and smother you and kith you and bite you and-

He just daydreams about squeezing and biting all your squishy parts and loving you and doting over you, ugh ‘m sick :(

Whenever he hugs you he loves that there is so much to grab onto.

If you wear a crop top in front of him, rip to his braincells

He always notices that your belly jiggles at the slightest touch and movement, and your muffin top omggggg

Your love handles are so squishy :(

He could grab onto those while he places your plump form onto his face, couldn’t he?

Make tears stream down your face but he may keep going until you are this close to passing out, with drool coming out of your pretty mouth

And smack that ass if he feels you lifting yourself up from his face because YOU thought that YOU would be too much for him to handle

He doesn’t have those big hands for nothing, he is gonna fold you <3

And your stretch marks T_T please he just wants to trace and let him allow you to be content with the lines on your body

Satoru always grabs a handful of your fat whenever he cuddles with you ugh he’s so whipped for you, shut up

He’s a such a menace when he steals your long sleeved shirts so you have to walk around in spaghetti strap tops giving him more than an eyeful at your chest

He ADORES making you laugh from his incessant behaviour towards Nanami. It’s mutual between the three of you that it’s in good faith but the way your pretty eyes glimmer when you know that something mischievous is about to happen before shortly bursting into a loud laugh makes him laugh too

This bitch might as well record your laugh and hear it from time to time based on how much he adores nuzzling into you to make you giggle and squeal

Pinches your chubby cheeks :(

Even nibbles on them to annoy you :(

He even makes sure to buy you sweets and trinkets, well whatever reminds him of you, he is gonna buy it

I mean, he bought a LOT of hentai with people having really similar body shapes as you and yeah, that’s been his fap material for a while

If Gojo found Getou’s sketchbook, Getou finds Gojo’s BBW porn collection lmaooo

They just stood in Gojo’s room pointing at each other like that one spiderman meme

Hanging out with all of them together? Yeah, bby their focus is on you

If you happened to wear a dress, with your belly pressing against the elastic the moment your attention is diverted or get up to get a drink, they need to subtly adjust their pants

Sukuna leans down to your ear and tickles your neck when you come back and others are just 😠

Like, how dare Sukuna grab your attention???

But here’s the thing tho, your dress is mid-length, short sleeved and your thighs are just out there hhhnnngggg

Thick jiggly juicy thighs

The way they take up a bit more space when they spread out

How squeezable they are, how soft and wonderful they are to stroke and grab at and leave marks on it and bite so deep into it

It makes them wanna sink their fingers into them

You really out here looking like the reincarnation of Venus and these poor souls are waiting to get one crumb of your attention pls-

They wanna worship you please! Notice them you oblivious chubby baby!

If these mfs had a secret twitter account, all of their taglines would be ‘THICCCCC SUPREMACY’

These mfs mostly fall asleep on you, claiming that it was fluffier than any bed that they lay on

Your muffin top tho!!!

Bby, lemme tell you, all of them are absolute menaces for your love handles

Like how aptly named, isn’t it?

Perfect handfuls, so soft and so adorable

They are so damn cute that they will either sleep on them or squeeze them

Squeeze your love handles for world peace

That’s what goes through their mind lmao fuck it-

The way your wide hips have them hypnotised gooD LoRD

Nothing like a thick soft belly to match some thick soft hips

I mean, if your shirt rides up while you are napping on anyone’s couch or even your own couch, there’s a 500% or more chance that they wanna bury their faces in it

Dimples!!!!!!! Dimples on thighs!!!! Cellulite!!!

LET THEM BITE

On God, they wanna bite and leave marks bro-

So somft and plush, fuckkkkk

Wanna dig their fingers into them while you tremble and quiver from your cries

Just ruin them already hoover damn

Mfs wants to sink their lips into your belly!

Glide their tongues over the stretch marks, bite your belly hang

Grab onto all your squishy parts and go ‘heart eyes motherfucker’ when they spill out of their hands too :(

They wanna press themselves against you, feel your fat around them, enveloping them PLS-

If they get a chance to cuddle you, they will TAKE it

Napping with someone as soft and doughy as you, cracking jokes with someone as sweet and compassionate as you, hearing your breathy giggles before your tiredness overtakes you while they watch how your eyes flutter close :(

Using your chest, belly, legs or whatever as pillows is so super comfortable T_T

They feel so safe and at home with you, I wanna cry

The belly grabbers (Sukuna, Gojo and Getou) always make you giggle because as I have said before, you are very sensitive and ticklish

You ask them to be a bit more sensitive but they pretend to not heed that and just nuzzle into your neck

They leave after softly pinching your thighs lmao

Nanami and Choso are out here gently poking your belly and your cheeks to make you smile

Naw, they are not making fun of your weight bby

THEY WOULD NEVER, NOBODY WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT

They are just in awe and adoration at how squishy and warm it is

Whenever you cuddled, they kindly wrap their arms around your soft torso and caresses your belly until you fall asleep uwu

Soft belly, soft tiddies, soft thighs, soft ass and soft heart

Can they just have you as theirs already UGH PLS T_T

Your round face makes you look like a cherub and all your fat makes you look so youthful and innocent :(

Your chubby lil fingers feel like fucking baby cashmere and they adore it when you caress their face and grab their hand to hold

Your toes look like lil marshmallows hhng, they wanna paint your nails and massage your legs and rub cocoa body butter on them :(

Actually wants to rub cocoa butter all over you, just let them do it already ><

Your FUPA is their weak spot, their catalyst, I said it

They want to leave kisses on your FUPA so bad, it’s not even funny

Wanna b i t e, wanna n i b b l e, wanna s q u e e z e, wanna g r a b, wanna d r o o l, wanna s m a c k all over that plush mound that you carry with you stop-

If you ever bent over in front of them to pick up something from the ground, yeah game over, they dead bruv

They way your shorts rode up till the lower curve of your ass cheeks, the way your thighs flexed as you picked up the item from the ground, the way you walk away with you adjusting your shorts to not give yourself a wedgie, the way everyone’s eyes zeroed in on your stretch marks and freckles and birthmarks while you bent down and even while you were walking away, your thighs going 💞 jiggle jiggle💞

BABE GET THESE MEN CPR NEOW

All of them love to squish your soft cheeks :(

They wanna KITH

It makes them laugh from the cute expressions your face can exhibit

You’re so fucking pretty and so adorable they could just eat you up T_T

Gets handful of your sumptuous thighs whenever Gojo/Getou/Sukuna gives you piggyback rides

Choso and Nanami carry you princess style because they like seeing your face all smiley and then pressing your cheeks against their heart <3

They also feel up your rolls and waist dips oop-

Babe, when they first offered to lift you up, you straight up ran away thinking that you didn’t want to embarrass yourself in case you were ‘too heavy’

BINCH YOU THOUGHT

They literally lift you up like a kid picks up a teddy bear and proceeds to not let you put your foot on the ground for hours

LMAO they are strong as fuck, don’t even bother tryna say no when they wanna lift you up

Just stand there and let them have their fill <3

If you wear someone else’s clothes because you woke up from sleeping and you found a sweater laying on your bed (how convenient)

Baby, the moment you enter into the kitchen and stretch your arms upwards

And your pudgy belly pokes out from the bottom of the shirt gooDBYE

They have ascended

Other than Nanami, most of them take your sweaters and shirts for themselves because it smells like you and it’s so big on their forms T_T

It’s so soft too, stop :(

Nanami would love to wear your clothes, especially your sweaters and shirts but he always asks because he is a gentleman and he likes it when you take his hoodies too

The others like it when you take their clothes too!!

Always makes sure to buy in larger sizes so you can take it for yourself and feel happy in it

They ares so sweet towards you I am gonna cry-

One time, they accompanied you to a cat cafe

You were wearing a peach dress that ended just above your knees

Babes, thank god you were excited at the prospect of going to the said cat cafe with your friends because the way they thirsted over you whew

The swish of your dress exposes your thighs to them more than they expected and the way it accentuated your chest, fellas get them a drink now!!!

The moment you settled down in the cafe, cats just walked up to you and you just awed

And baby, the amount of pictures that they took of you have no ends omg-

Gojo is straight up lying on the ground to get every angle and you are trying not to laugh so loud at the poses that he is making to take your pic (bitch is balancing himself on one hand to take insta worthy shorts <3)

Nanami is over there ‘head in hands, that’s the love of my life’ crisis (he is also taking multiple pictures)

Getou is the one who is piling more cats on you (even taking selfies and other pictures)

Sukuna is BIG, standing at almost 7ft tall (i am sweating through my cooch-)

Like at first he opposed to come with you but then your eyes teared up and you were about to gloomily walk away

God, he felt so bad :(

“Fine, fine I will go with you jeez, stop crying :(“

He seems to be having so much fun from the way the kitties keen for his touch cuz he got them nails (he will trim them down if he gets you iykwim)

Choso!!! Is!!! Melting!!!!

Cats come up to him too and he is laying his head on your soft shoulder and scritching the black cat that is currently having their paws on your chest looking up at you and sniffing your double chin <3

Kittens are napping and making biscuits on your belly and you are over there giggling :(

You sound like an angel, let them KITH YOU PLS-

They had never been so jealous of cats LMAO

The cats are out here getting caressed and kissed???

And having their cheeks pinched??? And getting scritches???

As if you don’t give them kisses too EYE-

But now that they have photos of you being affectionate with the lil creechers, you bet they are fighting amongst themselves to get those pics

Because the cats were rubbing their head against your thicccc thighs and well, they had more than an inkling that they would also behave the same way too

Another time you went to a bar dressed in the sexiest silk red short-sleeve shirt, short black skirt and black stockings with thigh garters binch!!!

Bro, your fat spilling out of those stocking made their brains melt from their ears

You are in the VIP area, courtesy of Gojo <3

Well, even more of a private area because your group got a private bartender too

One drink led to another and now here you are, skin hot, inhibitions a bit awry

These five men are like a bit concerned, well Gojo is not that concerned since he was the one who kept handing you shot after shot

You are so giggly and like flirting with them like

“Youuu guysss are soooooo handsomeeee, d’you like me tooooo?”

You are playing with their hair and they are just over there tryna be respectful and shit but by God you are so tempting when you let yourself relax like that

“Am I prettyyyy? Am I not prettyyyy? :(“

You are over there babbling with your dazed out eyes and tugging on their clothes

Gojo is just T_T

You are supposed to flirt with him what happened T_T

The bartender walks away to attend a call and oh my god

Before they know it, you are on the bar counter, you have already unbuttoned the buttons of your shirt giving them more than an eyeful at your ample bosom

Gojo goes 👀😏

Choso is over here looking like the Robert Pattinson standing awkwardly meme, even more red and sweating

Nanami turns beet red and immediately covers you with his coat

You are giggling and grabbing his tie going, “Nanamiiiinnnnn, Na-na-na-namiiinnnn, Nanamini, can I pat your butt? Pwease :(“

Sukuna already has your supple form hauled over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and now you are patting his ass to the beat of ‘Sexy Back’ singing slurred

Getou shot your ass patting antics the entire way back to your apartment

LMAO they are roasting you after

But they keep quiet about the strip tease, because that will stay a secret with them forever

That’s for their eyes only <3

If you buy something for them, they are treasuring it and cherishing it with their life

Might be a book, a plushie, an article of clothing, any jewellery or even some random greeting cards, fucking even music playlists that reminds you of them

Like you may put playlist titles like ‘My one and only menace Gojo <3’/ ‘Bread Daddy Nanamin B)’/’My Rapunzel Boi Getou’/’My Favorite Catboi Choso’/’My Big Stronk Suku-na-na-na-naaaa’ and send them songs

Baby their hearts go DOKI-DOKI

DOKI-DOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

You are so bubbly and your joy and kindness is something that they always look forward to

One of the best things about you (as if all of them aren’t the best things) is the way your joy reverberates all around you. As I have said before, when you laugh, you jiggle and that happiness physically moves the people around you T_T

Babes, they are so in love with you, just kiss them already 💓

Reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated, thank you <3

Also Happy New Year to you guys 💗💗

I hope you all get the chance to recover from your past year(s), seek help, get the support and have the courage to be yourself again 💕💕

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HAZBIN HOTEL HEADCANNONS WITH ENDERMAN! READER

Prompt: a 9’5 creature comes by and randomly builds the crew things.

ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY CAUSE IMAGINE YOU BEING CHARLIE IN THIS SITUATION-

You hear a knock at the front door of the hazbin hotel and open it to see a 9’5 TALL ASS PERSON WITH DARK PURPLE SKIN WITH SMALL PURPLE FRECKLES SCATTERED AROUND THEIR BODY….

Immediately door slam like Alastor got in the pilot….

She kept reopening the door as you finally got tired of that bullshit and teleported inside as you croaked…your jaw unhinging in a weird attractive way as your eyes were blinded by a black blindfold.

“Uhm sir? Are you here for the hotel?” Charlie asked as you nodded turning slowly with a croak. You pulled out a wrench ready to show how you wanted to work for her. Charlie smiled awkwardly as she shows you around the place. Literally you had to duck a lot to the point you had to crawl like a baby just to fit in the room…

Embarrassing it is…..

But at least you can kinda shapeshift a bit to 3 feet less as you are at 6’5 which made the others feel a lot more comfortable about you being comfortable in this height as you still kinda crouch to pet keekee.

I feel like Lucifer will like you personally because of how you like to build and take things apart to renew things. So he definitely brings you in his workshop as he rants about his duck collection as you slightly grumble unconsciously as purple pixels fly around beside you.

Dead ass…you are beautiful with your purple ender eyes they glow behind your blindfold in the dark…the hotel cast and even say as they would see them from afar at night.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to have slight muscles but is really strong despite their skinny look. But really they/he has a nice build under his working clothes.

Vaggie was shocked to see you teleport away before she could prick you with her angelic spear. She definitely had Alastor keep a look on you…but you only built and fixed around the hotel like a handy man.

I can see Angel dust taking a picture of you while you are behind him working having your sleeves up as you work as the Snapchat caption says, “He’s working hard to please me” as a joke. You definitely got death threats as you just stare at your hellphone confused as you block them all.

Sir Pentious has accidentally looked you in your eyes once and your unhinged jaw as you screeched at him as a static sound enters his head …it made him scared of you for almost five months until you explained and calms him down….you didn’t like to be scary to others.

Angel had told you how about how you could be a model with your skinny yet built body as you just stood then staring at him through your blindfold.

Tbh your dynamic with Angel dust is “girlboss” x “househusband” as you literally build and fix things

I bet reader built Lucifer a duck boat once as you stand there as Lucifer looks like he is about to cry in the duck boat you built as he gives you a thumbs up. It was a derpy sight but funny.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to always pick things up, nifty including as she just smile kicking her feet back and forth with a smile. “I like em! Let’s keep him/them!”

YOU KNOW HOW IRON GOLEMS HOLD FLOWERS?! YEAH ENDERMAN!READER HOLDING FLOWERS FOR THE RESIDENTS 🦆✨

It would be funny be at a height comparison with Alastor as he just smiles as you stand there fidgeting with your hands.

I can see husk raising a brow at you like “🤨 who the hell is this guy?” As you walk a bit sluggish holding your tool box

I can also imagine reader having slight difficulty at reading the room or having social skills as they were isolated from people before dying definitely. Like you would croak softly patting Vaggie when her secret was out only for her to push you away as you were trying to say you fixed the toilet.

You stood there confused until husk just sat you down before you teleported after her.

You attacked a sinner for trying to rob you as they grabbed your blindfold in accident only to get attacked and a see an unhinged jaw…next thing they saw was a punch.

Charlie definitely cleaned you up, she was just confused who blood it was as you stay quiet and quietly croaked in your throat.

I headcannon enderman’s to have a raspy voice because they can’t talk but try to. As it’s either deep or a decent voice tone.

Imagine if enderman! Reader met the other overlords before their decrease in height as they stare up at you kinda intimidated by your height. Their necks definitely hurt 

HOPE YOU LIKE IT! 🦆✨

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Smau: "Sorry sweetie, he's busy rn. 😘"

- the guys pranking you by sending you "he's busy"

(geto, choso, nanami, sukuna, gojo, shiu, and toji)

contains: crack, fluff, some suggestiveness

a/n: my take on the famous "he's busy rn" prank i see on so many smaus in so many fandoms! this one was so fun to make lol.

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— MARRIED FOR 24 HOURS, COMMITED FOR LIFE ! Crackfic / Gender neutral reader / Shitty writing / Multi-characters / Fluff

“Remember the time we got married for 24 hours..?”, they hummed in response, waiting for you to continue; “A part of me thinks.. that you didn’t think it was JUST 24 hours..” you paused for a moment, and then continued “You still wear the promise ring I got you, on your ring finger.. “ you let out a small chuckle, “I don’t know how to phrase this easily, but temporarily.. until the REAL THING happens.. I’m gonna need you to sign the divorce papers.” 

“Marriage is sacred.. Surely you don’t plan on breaking the sacred vows the two of us made and shared underneath those bright lights”, he continues on, phrases and misleading the crowd of onlookers until you give up.  — Riddle Rosehearts, Jamil Viper

He closens into you, a light chuckle leaving him as he does so; he leans in and grabs the paper from your hands. He tears and shreds the poor thing to pieces and lets out a chuckle. “Try and get rid of my dear, I anticipate how creative you can be..”  — Azul Ashengrotto, Jade Leech

"Have you ever been blackmailed love 🙂" — Trey Clover, Floyd Leech, Rook Hunt, Lilia Vanrouge

“HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THE CHILDREN” “YOUR LEAVING US? AFTER ALL WE’VE BEEN THROUGH” — Ruggie Bucchi, Cater Diamond, Idia Shroud (replace children with Ortho), Sebek Zigvolt

Grim hands him the divorce paper and he casually rips it apart; Grim hands him another one, “Don— Don't rip it—” tearing noises. “God damn it!”; Grim hands them four new copies of the divorce paper, and he rips them again. “Darling you're making this way more difficult than it should be” you said, trying to convince them to stop. “No, you’re making this difficult” 

Grim hands him another five packets of divorce papers, “We can do this all day” he said, but he ripped them apart again.. “You’re not going to go through with this are you..” you ask him; “No, but it’s funny seeing you try to divorce me”. Grim smashes another 15 packets onto the table, “DEUCE I’M GOING TO NEED 600 MORE COPIES OF DIVORCE PAPERS”  — Vil Schoenheit, Ace Trappola, Malleus Draconia, Leona Kingscholar

*Holding back tears* — Deuce Spade

Silence, dead silence, avoids your gaze and questions. — Silver, Jack Howl, Kalim Al-Asim, Epel Felmier

© cupids-chamber, do not repost, plagiarize, translate, or adapt my work without prior permission and or confirmation.

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bit late to the party

I feel like the first time Gojo and Nanami were in the toilet together, Gojo saw how much bigger Nanami was and for the rest of the day just stared at him with the Pikachu shocked face, unable to say anything.

For the entire day, he just

Nanami said it was the most peaceful day he ever had.

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I've made this list for Reddit some time ago. Now, I'm reposting it here with some minor fixes.

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DIPPER DATES MONSTERS AU GET IT WHILE IT’S HOT

Guys, this was just supposed to be a meme, but then I actually got passionate about the idea. Like, Dipper would date whole-ass monsters. Not Werewolf-who-is-human-99-percent-of-the-time-but-wolf-1-time. No. Just- Fucking monsters. Big foot. Nessie. Gremlins. Gargoyles. Man-i-tors. You name it. 

And of course, he ends up marrying a goddamn triangle. I think he’s got a real kink of the weird and paranormal, just fyi. 

I’m sorry to all of my followers in advance for the bombshell of a post I’m about to make. This thing’s a lot longer than I’d intended it to be.

Vaggie: Adam and Alastor suck.

Lucifer: Would you be interested in being promoted to "Daughter-in-law"?

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Pick me girls and Dateables - Part 3

Characters: Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon and Simeon (x reader, separately)

Part 1 - Lucifer, Mammon and Levi (x reader, separately)

Part 2 - Satan, Asmo, Beel and Belphie (x reader, separately)

Masterlist

CW: pick me girl behavior, suggestive, mentions of sex, mentions of violence and threats, mentions of concubines (no concubines, tho), implied marriage (??), jealous mc, some fluff, some hurt, some comfort, the most ooc out of every part of the series, Barbatos's part is based on one of his chats (A patissier's suffering?)

A/N at the end.

So the Devildom had concubines, what about it? It's not like Diavolo had any concubines. You were his only partner and, apparently, the first one in a long while. You had nothing to worry about.

.

Diavolo

Still, it was impossible not to feel so dejected when every single one of the demons in his court buttered him up so blatantly, not caring that you were next to him, arms linked and fingers intertwined.

And he smiled. Of course, what else could he do but smile? He had a duty to fulfill and that probably meant keeping certain people happy, right?

At least, that was the mantra in your head. Your heart kept hurting itself, but having a reason made it manageable.

"Well? Have you thought about it?"

You turned to your side and stared at the demoness beside you. She was mesmerizing and looking at her directly made you lose focus.

Have I thought about it? I haven't stop thinking about it.

"Remember that I'm acting on behalf of his wellbeing" she said sweetly, caressing your wrist like she wanted to flirt with you "And I guess I could make you happy too"

That made you laugh without an ounce of humor. Both of you knew she wasn't being serious about that one and you wondered why she said it in the first place. Making her Diavolo's concubine would make her his wife in everything but paper. Did she expect giving you orgasms would make you happier about it?

"Leave me alone" you whispered against your drink, not trusting your voice to act decently.

"How can you be so selfish?" she spat, leaving you speechless "This is for his own good. How long will you live, human? Do you expect him to be alone after your death? My only wish is to keep him company once you're gone and starting now would make the transition easier. He'll still love you, sure, but this way he could be happier. How can you not understand something so simple?"

A demon she was, you remembered. Had you been a regular human, you would've believed her concerned face, but to you it was obvious how impatient she was and how much she wanted to leave you there, alone and breaking, so she could finally speak to Diavolo.

"MC"

Both of you jumped, turning around just to see Barbatos's unfazed smile.

"Lord Diavolo asks for you" he informed when you didn't answer, too surprised to react. "Follow me if you please"

"If I may" intervened your companion, close to giving you a heart attack "I must speak to Prince Diavolo. It's an urgent matter"

The butler looked at you, asking for your permission, but you didn't know how to react. It seemed your throat decided to stop working at that exact moment.

"Very well, then"

The demoness eagerly jumped at his words, not wasting a second in leaving the corner you were occupying to look for the prince, who had finally stopped talking to his subjects and was sitting alone in his throne.

Barbatos stared at her before offering you his arm.

"You have nothing to worry about"

He seemed confident, so you believed him. However, the distance you walked towards the throne felt longer than ever.

Your boyfriend looked unnaturally serious at your arrival, an expression his face was not made for. It softened when he saw you, but, still, he didn't fully smile.

"My love, come here" he palmed his thigh and not in a million years would you reject that offer.

Diavolo smiled at the speed you moved, barely restraining himself from kissing you. Instead, he turned to the demoness and presented her to you.

"I believe you've met her already, MC. Did you know about her offer? Did you know she wishes to serve me?"

He patiently waited for your answer, holding you against his chest and caressing your hip bones with the pad of his fingers and the tip of his nails, making you shiver.

Serve? That's the word she decided to use? She wasn't lying, sure, but it was far from the intention she actually had.

"We talked about it" you said in the end.

There was silence for a few seconds, broken only by the sounds of people still drinking and dancing. Diavolo and Barbatos looked at each other, having a conversation no one else could hear.

"I take it you rejected her proposition?"

Obviously.

You nodded and he cupped your face with a sad frown. Your heart skipped a beat.

"That's a pity, my love"

For a moment you moved away from him, too lost in your incredulity to answer or even acknowledge the crazy smile on the demoness's face, but, not even a second later, Diavolo brought you back to him and continued.

"She would've make a wonderful lady in waiting"

Huh?

"Wait, what?"

Both of you ignored the woman, who looked like she'd been slapped in the face with something rotten, which, in her mind, was probably accurate.

"I asked to serve you, my Lord, not the human..."

"Beware your words" interrupted Barbatos, his tail swishing behind him like a whip.

She stopped talking then, very obviously swallowing her opinions. Diavolo speaked again.

"By serving you, she'll serve me. Give her an opportunity to make you happy and, if she fails, we'll get rid of her"

What did he mean, get rid of her? You opened your mouth to ask, but he jerked his leg, making you jump. His smile was wide, but his eyes held a warning.

You decided to let it go.

"Okay"

Diavolo laughed as loud as he usually did, finally hugging you and ignoring both Barbatos's reprimanding glance and the demoness's sour expression.

But wait.

Wait.

He said 'lady in waiting'. Like... Uh...

Were you getting married?

Barbatos

'I'll be waiting in the classroom'

That's what his last message said.

And you'd never be dumb enough to reject that invitation. ¿Spending time with your boyfriend and eating his homemade cookies? Hell yeah!

You just had to be careful not to catch Beel's attention, avoiding the main hallways and hiding between the taller students, which were almost everyone.

By the time you finally arrived to the classroom (you got lost, but you'd never admit that to anyone), you were fairly sure all of your classmates had already gone home.

Alas, you were wrong.

Barbatos's figure was as composed as ever, but you knew him just enough to know how irritated he actually was. Were you this late? It was never your intention!

But no, no, that wasn't the root of the problem.

You knew her, kinda. Not personally, but you'd seen her a lot of times in the castle, cleaning plates in the kitchen or clearing up the table after one of Diavolo's dinner parties. She looked weird in the school's uniform instead of the one the maids used, but you guessed they too had to go to RAD, just like the brothers did.

So why did Barbatos look so uncomfortable?

Both of them stared at you when you entered, walking towards him while staring at her in search of an explanation.

"MC! You're finally here"

He smiled at you with candid eyes, discreetly holding your hand and restraining himself from kissing you in front of the girl, who cleared her throat to break the moment and grinned at Barbatos like you weren't there at all.

Foolish mistake if you'd ever seen one.

Your boyfriend frowned before turning in her direction, clearly giving her one last oportunity before kicking her out of there and reclaiming his alone time with you.

The girl purposely made herself meek, lowering her gaze as if making visual contact with him was too much, something you could totally understand.

"Master Barbatos, please, I'm begging you. I just wish to learn"

You raised your eyebrows and waited for his answer. Instead, she kept talking.

"I'll follow every one of your orders, sir, I promise" arms behind her back and body slightly swaying, you now understood why he was in the edge of snapping "The others don't appreciate you as much as I do. I'll be your best student"

He stared at her, you stared at her, she stared at him, batting her lashes with a weirdly fake innocent smile.

Her demeanor vanished when the Royal Butler spoke.

"I recomend you stop this nonsense at once" he finally said, breaking the uncomfortable silence "You're embarrassing yourself and Lord Diavolo's service's good reputation"

The poor maid gaped like a fish, although you weren't feeling bad for her.

You stayed behind him, closing the distance as much as possible while staring at her over his shoulder. If you ate a cookie now, would it be too much? He'd probably forgive you, but you'd rather not risk your chances.

"You will stay on cleaning duty as long as I say and you will stop the rumors that I know have been traveling all around the castle"

She lowered her gaze again, this time in submission and humiliation. His voice sounded venomous and you could swear the room's temperature dropped a few degrees. The air was still and smelled damped and rottening.

"If the gossip hasn't disappear by midnight, rest assured, I will make sure you keep your mouth fully shut"

The threat was clear in his words, something that shouldn't, but still surprised you. The maid trembled in response before bowing and running out the classroom.

You stared at the door in surprise, not turning around until he talked again.

"Do forgive me, my dear, but you know how much I dispise rats"

He sounded scarier than ever, letting his forked tongue slip between his teeth before he searched around the room, like he was trying to find more pests.

Then, he turned to you and smiled like nothing happened, holding a cookie to your mouth as the tips of his gloved fingers caressed your jaw.

"Let's forget about this ordeal, MC. After all, I saved these just for you"

Solomon

If there was something worse than feeling jealous, it was Solomon knowing you were jealous.

You thought you could catch a break, uh? Well, you couldn't be more wrong: your boyfriend knew the moment he saw you staring at that witch.

She was cute, you guessed? Nothing exceptional, but not hideous either. You wouldn't mind at all if not for the fact that she used her appearance like a nuclear weapon.

"Oh, you're so cute!" she'd told you once "I wish I was as cute as you!"

And at first you thought nothing of it. She was just being nice! A little weird about it, sure, but who wasn't weird in RAD?

Except, she wasn't looking at you when she said that, but, instead, at your boyfriend.

Of course, Solomon, unbothered as ever, was too engrossed in the cooking book he'd borrowed from the library to pay attention.

(Later that night you had to order takeout, but you were already counting on that).

The point was: she was trying too hard. You couldn't blame her, really, you dated Solomon for a reason; but still. She was getting on your nerves.

"I'm so dumb... I'll never get it! Solomon, can you help me with this?"

Opening a door with magic? Difficult? Yeah, right.

"I've never dated a human before... How is it, MC? I bet Solomon is a great boyfriend"

He has his moments.

"Solomon! Sit with me, I saved you a seat! Why? Oh, I concentrate better when you're here!"

Shit, could she concentrate at all?

"You're so powerful! You'll have to let me have him for a night, MC! He could teach me a couple of things..."

You closed your fist, staring at her with a frown while talking yourself out of mauling her across the table. You didn't need Lucifer's rants about impropriety and self restraint on top of all of this.

"MC and I have a lesson tonight" the sorcerer said with a polite smile, unusually kind eyes and an unreadable expression "Would you like to tag along?"

She sighed and rolled her eyes, lowering her gaze in embarrassment, although you weren't sure if she was really embarrassed.

"Could we hang out alone, tho? I don't want MC to see how dumb I am. They're so much better than me! I bet I need you more than they do!"

Well, you didn't need to study with her to know she was dumb as bricks.

You looked at Solomon, opening your eyes so much in bewilderment that even the insides of your cornea were getting dry. Not a second later he turned to you, smiling with mischief, and then you remembered who were you actually dating.

"It's either this or nothing. Be in Purgatory Hall at 6, we won't be waiting for you"

The witch quickly looked at you, frustrated at his words. It wasn't ideal, you knew, thirdwheeling your crush and his partner in a study date, but what else did she expect? Every other option was plain stupid.

"Okay"

She snorted, trying to hide the disgust and disappoinment without much success. Once she left you alone, swaying her hips and her ponytail, you punched Solomon in the arm and reveled in his pain.

"MC!! Relax!"

"Don't tell me to relax!"

You tried to choke him, but he hid his neck under his shoulders before you could lift yourself to reach him better. He knew you too well.

"MC, I have an idea! You'll like it, believe me!"

"Oh, really?"

"I swear!"

Once free from your attacks, Solomon avoided your eyes and stared at his hands. It took him a couple of seconds before he could look at you again, cheeks red, while he spoke from his heart.

"I couldn't care less about her attempts, MC, but she's obviously making you uncomfortable. I won't let this keep going if I can do something about it"

"But why did you invite her to our lesson, then?"

He laughed in a carefree manner, still blushing while he took your hands in his, looking at you like he was about to uncover a precious secret.

"As your teacher, I want you to explore your potential to the maximum"

His voice lowered to a whisper and you got closer to him, letting your body shiver when his breath caressed the skin of your neck.

"Say, MC, wouldn't you like to have your very own training dummy?"

Simeon

Oh, the privileges of being friends with the most powerful demons in the Devildom.

All you had to do was pout a little and act like you were miserable, missing the warmth of the sun and the familiar scenery of the human world. Of course, all of them knew you were exaggerating, but none would take the risk of actually making you sad.

So there you were, waiting for your drinks while Simeon sunbathed outside, sitting in one of those ornate metal chairs and writing some loose ideas for his next book in a napkin. After all, you'd be crazy if you ever went to the human realm without using the opportunity to have a date with your sweetheart of a boyfriend.

If not for the brightness of his suit, he would look like a college student from an old movie, all dreamy and focused in his own world.

And, apparently, you weren't the only one thinking that.

There were a group of girls outside the cafe, all of them young, maybe even fresh out of high school, staring at Simeon like he was some kind of celebrity. Maybe it was his angelic charisma? Maybe it was just his good looks? Whatever the reason, the girls seemed ready enough to conquer the world and they wanted to start with your boyfriend.

You studied your surroundings, realizing with an uncomfortable weigh in your chest just how busy the place was. There was no way you were getting your order in less than five minutes, even being the first in line, so the only thing you could do was wait and hope the girls wouldn't bother Simeon too much.

They stayed in a closed circle for a few moments until one of them finally dared to go and talk to him. She tried to sit in the second chair, but Simeon stopped her with a quick movement of his hand, probably saying he was saving it for you.

That made you laugh, but you were starting to get second hand embarrassment. You could tell she was trying hard to catch his attention, twirling her hair around her finger and hugging her waist to make her breasts look bigger.

You couldn't see Simeon's face, but, by the way he was scratching the paper, it was obvious he was losing focus on whatever he was previously writing, which would only make him irritated.

Fortunately, and rather rudely, the waitress finally gave you the styrofoam cups and immediately ignored you again, but you couldn't care less. The girl returned to her friends just as you stepped out of the cafe, letting you know part of what happened.

"He said he didn't know what part of him made him look interested in me" she snarled with a hint of hurt in her voice, trying to hide it with offense "That I should find someone that actually finds me entertaining"

Her friends gasped and you had to stop yourself from laughing. He wasn't usually that snappy, but she did interrupt his daydreaming.

"I don't even care what he thinks, he's just some dude! I can catch anyone I want, you know?"

Anyone but him, apparently, but the only thing her friends could do was agree.

Shaking your head and holding one drink in each hand, you stopped the eavesdropping and hurried towards him, leaning over his shoulder to kiss his cheek and smiling softly when he raised his hands to stroke your hair. He was warm from the sun, but he still curled close to you even after letting you sit next to him.

The girls audibly gasped at your actions, clearly offended by your presence as if Simeon would change his mind if they waited enough.

You couldn't bring yourself to pay them attention. Not when he was caressing your knuckles with such love in his touch and a feeling so deep in his eyes that it made your heart violently stop.

"So what were you writing?"

He smiled and eagerly showed you the napkin. By the time you turned around, the girls were already gone.

Tagging the party: @hello-gloomy @the-sassiest-toaster @hero-nii-blog @yourlocalyin @elaemae @eliciria @darkflowerav

Author's note:

Simeon's part sucked the soul out of me (not in the good way), but at least it's well-written. Also, this will be the last part for now: I don't know Mephisto, Raphael or Thirteen enough, so they won't be in any of my posts (for now)

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