Severus: Fool Me Once, I’m Gonna Kill You

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Severus: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.

James: I think we should kiss.

Severus: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

Remus: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Severus: Your life?

Remus: I- well yes, but-

Severus: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Lily: Only if you also don't ask why

Lily: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Severus:

Lily:

Severus: This one is fine

Lucius: Severus just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and untied my shoe.

Narcissa: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Severus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?

Lucius: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Narcissa: You jump off a cliff.

Lucius: Gladly, provided Severus did first.

Lily: Why are you smiling?

Severus: What? I can’t just be happy?

James: Sirius tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Severus: Wow, Remus, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Remus: We literally slept together yesterday.

Severus: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.