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Also I had a dream last night that involved the production of a pornographic film, where a cute girl goes to a waxing professional who confirms "um you do know this is exclusively a Wax Your Dick And Balls facility" and she's like "yeah I know :)" and he puts two and two together and that's fine too. Then something else happens and he says that he's closing shop and his girlfriend is getting here soon so they can get home together, how about all three of them go home together? :)

And there's a whole cute happy upbeat montage scene of the three of them on their way back to this couple's place, the sun is shining, they laugh at antics of some pigeons while waiting for the bus, almost Ghibli movie style uplifting piano music playing softly in the background, while these people make their way on their little slice-of-life ordinary adventure.

Then it cuts to someone on the production team explaining this to everyone else involved in the film, enthusiastically going "yeah that's the point! It's going to be hilarious, making the whole thing such a high quality, high-effort artistic cinema the viewers forget they're watching porn and get whiplash so hard when they just straight-up start fucking."

And then I woke up before they got to that part.

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perfect diabolical devious cw sex talk despicable cw sex joke would be my favorite thing ever if this was actually made wouldn't actually watch it though makes me uncomfortable sex neutral ace not actually using the tag so other aces don't get this ^v^ brilliant dreams from op

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OH NO I hope it didn't seem mean, I just wasn't expecting to run into a Slimecicle account in the wild! My apologies if it did come out wrong. But yeah I actually thought it was really cool after the initial whiplash wore off hehe

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