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And they never went back on land.

The End. 😌

Anne and Cathy’s first kiss

Anna and Cathy’s first kiss happened on a rainy Saturday, while the rest of the queens were asleep. It was one in the morning, and Cathy was awake writing. Like always. 

Anne had stumbled into the kitchen to grab a cup of water, when she noticed the other queen, tapping away on her laptop. Cathy had been too engrossed in her writing to notice Anne, and too engrossed still when she didn’t react to the water being turned on and Anne filling up her cup.  

“Shit,” Anne muttered. The glass she had been holding was spilling over and getting on her hands. Pouring out a bit of the water and grabbing a towel to dry her hands, Cathy’s eyes finally glanced up.

“Anne?”

Anne blushed slightly. “Sorry, I-I didn’t mean to distract you.”

If only Anne knew how often Cathy got distracted by her smile.

“N- No it’s fine, I was nearly done anyway,” Cathy said, attempting a reassuring smile, but it came out more like a grimace. 

Anne, picking up the glass, made her way to Cathy. She sat down on the seat next to her, looking at the other girl’s face illuminated by the light of the computer. 

“What are you working on?” Anne asked.

“Uh, nothing much,” Cathy said, repositioning herself on the chair. “You can read it if you want. But you don’t have to, I mean no pressure or anything. It’s probably stupid anyway.” Cathy stared at her hands. She hadn’t meant for it to all rush out like that. Damn, she hoped Anne didn’t think she was being pushy.

“No, I’d love to read it. I’m sure it’s great,” Anne smiled, taking the laptop and propping it against her knees.

Cathy watched the other girl’s eyes move from one line to the next. Anne was smiling softly, and when she neared the bottom of the page, she reached out and held Cathy’s hand.

“It’s really good,” Anne said enthusiastically, with a twinkle in her eyes when she’d finished.

Cathy dipped her head, smiling at the praise.

She took the laptop and placed it on the table in front of her. She looked back at Anne, who was fidgeting with the hem of her pajama shirt.

“Can I kiss you?” Anne asked suddenly.

“What?” Cathy said, despite hearing Anne perfectly well. 

“Can I kiss you?’ Anne repeated, looking at Cathy’s lips and then her brown eyes.

Anne’s mind was going in spirals. I shouldn’t have said that. What if she doesn’t like me? What if she says no? What if I’ve ruined everything? 

“Yes,” Cathy's soft voice cut through Anne’s thoughts.  Anne’s eyes widened. She couldn’t believe what she was hearing.

“Of course you can kiss me.”

Anne hesitantly put a hand on Cathy’s cheek, playing with the curls by her ear. She moved her head closer, just barely connecting their lips. 

Cathy felt the tickle of breath against the top of her lip, Anne’s soft lips brushing gently against Cathy’s. She couldn’t wait any longer. She wouldn’t wait any longer.

In a burst of newfound bravery, Cathy pushed her lips closer to Anne, taking the other girl’s face in between her hands.

Anne opened her eyes momentarily, shocked by Cathy. She smiled into the kiss, moving her hands onto Cathy’s waist.

The two eventually broke apart, smiling giddily. They ended up sharing kisses all the way into the morning, when they were found by Kat they were cuddled together in each other's arms and fast asleep.

Dates Cathy and Anne Would Go On

Bookshop dates- This mainly involves following each other around for the first ten minutes, and then losing each other. They occasionally go back to the other to excitedly whisper “Look what I found <3″, after they found a book they’d been wanting or the other had been after. By the end of the trip, both their arms would be full, but Anne would always insist on carrying Cathy’s, so Anne’s arms would be overflowing. Cathy’s first stop is usually the classic or high-fantasy section, and Anne’s is the sci-fi/Manga or a graphic novel section.

Picnics- This would be the time where Anne is the least like a gremlin, because 1) there is food, 2) they’re at the park and dogs always come up to them (I headcanon both of them being dog people), 3) Cathy looks beautiful in the sunlight. Anne always tries to cuddle Cathy, and Cathy’s always trying not to choke on whatever she’s eating bc Anne is tickling her.

Stargazing trips- Cathy knows all the names of the stars and constellations, and she’ll rant about their stories too. Anne listens, not even looking at the stars but just at how beautiful Cathy is in the starlight. They lie on top of their car, which is a beat-up blue jeep with mud all along the sides.

not-really-a-date-but-I-wanted-to-write-about-it - Anne will just randomly come into Cathy’s room with coffee and then she’ll sit on Cathy’s bed, just watching her write. The tap of the keyboard eases her, and watching Cathy turn around to hand her the writing to read makes her really happy bc Cathy doesn’t share her work with anyone else until it’s fully finished. 

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My Anidala Headcanons

I wanted to do some Anidala Headcanons cause they are my OTP!!! So here we go!

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

Anakin spends all his allowance from Obi Wan on Padme.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

Both. Depends on who is more tired.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

Anakin loves showing off his six-pack and Padme’s more cautious about making it look like they are not a couple. 

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Anakin, that’s canon.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

Anakin is too much of a hazard to have in the kitchen, Padme cooks. 

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

Anakin ships him and Padme sooo much and will point to any romantic literature and be like that’s us and Padme is just like not really.

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

Padme puts on Anakin’s robes and makes fun of him by saying his cringey pick up lines.

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

Padme is both of these she will run errands all day and the one time she asks Anakin to do anything he forgets to.

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

Anakin drives and Padme gives directions.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

Padme would pose reluctantly and Anakin would spend hours drawing her and it will just look like a nice stick figure. So he would beg Padme to draw him and she would only take 20 and it would be a masterpiece. 

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

Anakin of course backflips and Padme just got stuck being there.  

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

Anakin would have the drinking problem and Padme would stop him.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

Anakin, that is what he spends his allowance on.

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

Anakin.

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

Anakin only because Padme doesn’t want to deal with it but if he wasn’t around she could deal with it. 

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Anakin always. 

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

Padme’s sister Sola, she is just like you maybe cute but if you hurt my sister I will kill you. 

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

Anakin. 

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

Padme is the parent focused on the kids having a good education, doing their chores and eating well, but is pretty trusting of them and lets them go out with friends. Anakin likes to hang out with his kids and be the fun dad, but when it comes to them hanging out with friends he’s super strict and wants them to be at home and is less trusting. 

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

Padme has perfect grammar, Anakin types with numbers and letters. 

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

Anakin protects Padme, its fucking cannon.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

Anakin makes bad puns obviously, just look at his flirting. 

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

Anakin would definitely get a puppy and Padme would be like when are we ever home to take care of it.

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Anakin.

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

Padme is out in the senate debating really well, while Anakin is there wishing he could say “that’s my wife!!”

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

Anakin has a whole photo album.

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

Padme would give Anakin a makeover.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Neither, they don’t have time for pets.

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

Anakin.

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

Anakin would always want to go to Naboo in the lake country since that is where their relationship blossomed and Padme is like the Lake Country? Again??

Questions Credit: @otp-imagines-cult

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