meeting my gf for the first time
her: *earbuds in, sitting by herself in a school bus wearing a "please don't talk to me" hat*
me: I like your hat! :D
yes i can read, no i did not care
⚠️WARNING⚠️ : this is me being a petty petty hater and overall a rotten human being, if you love this book and/or author i sincerly implore you not to read this post!!!!
anyways i'm reading Bully by Penelope Dougulas until i hate myself
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college student Adam works in a suit store
Ronan suddenly needs a new suit every other Sunday
(Declan is surprisingly proud?)
something something Aoba Johsai's motto being "Rule the court" which is the ground and Karasuno's motto being "Fly" which is an action that's off the ground
vampire!Ronan turning Adam and hating himself so much for striping him off his soul and condeming him to hell and Adam's just like,
"I never have to sleep again? This is so practical, for me specifically."
just saw a tiktok with the sound of Flynn's starting monolouge from Tangled, you know the This is the story of how I died, and it was Sirius talking about Regulus and James' love story. fell to my knees in the middle of a Tesco aisle i'm so cool about this
you said normal girls were boring but you were gone when i tried to present my powerpoint comparing Tokyo Ghoul and Balto and the sociological discourse of racism in the formentioned pieces of media
he's MY Joseph Kavinsky if you even care
There is nothing in this world that gives me the amount of serotonin that that specific scene from twilight gives me (the one where they're getting out of his car and everybody's staring you know which one i mean you understand)
y'all thought your 2020 phase was bad and cringey? i have a draft of a dsmp/house of anubis au still sitting pretty on my google drive get on my level
and if i say nobleflower is the most tragic ship in harry potter what then