Does Anyone Else Think That If Severus Had Met Lily When They Were Already In School/ Young Adults Instead

What are some Severus hcs that you guys dislike?

"Severus TOBIAS Snape" irritates me to no end lmao

I think Snape probably had the athleticism of a flobberworm as a child. I imagine him being small, scrawny, underfed, and not totally coordinated.

I can envision his dad making him play football when he's like 6 and as soon as the game starts he just sits down in the dirt and starts ripping up dandelions, completely ignoring the game. I think he would have been one of those kids.

@keister-meister Exactly. The hcs that erase his backstory ( like you said , Extremely loving Eileen and the pureblood hcs) are some of THE most irritating hcs cause imo they take away from who he is and why he acts the way he does.

What are some Severus hcs that you guys dislike?

"Severus TOBIAS Snape" irritates me to no end lmao

Stolas anti arguments are funny lol

It must really hurt you that canonically hes such a loving person that always gives more than he gets, instead of the Valentino-lite evil boogeyman yall try to make him out to be.

"They're trying to make us feel sympathy for a character like him!!"

no, they're fleshing out the main love interest for the main character of the show. Maybe its time to watch something else if the sight of him makes u red in the face seething.

"Helluva boss is rife with problems, Stolas' existence being the biggest one"

There are many issues with Helluva boss ( the treatment of ALL the female characters, Moxxie abuse, hell, all the bullshit Spindelhorse drama) but to say that Stolas is the worst aspect of this show is laughable. Like he starts off as a character that I can completely understand why people dislike, but he grows beyond that, Stolas has issues (his obliviousness mainly) but if cheating is what you deem to be the worst thing anybody could ever do in a show where murder is childsplay then you need new priorities idk

"So ig this is just the stolitz show now"

Stolas and Blitz were always the main couple, if ur mad because you want more m&m ( the already established het couple) or you want fanservice for your fav personal ship like Verosika and Blitz (broken up) or Asmodeous and Fizz ( two antagonists) thats tough because thats a you problem LMFAO

might make a part 2 of this if i feel like it lol

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He was always sad.

feel free to reblog!!!

I AM ROLLING

so we know lupin and sirius had both stated that snape knew way more about the dark arts than anyone else in his first year of hogwarts. we also know that sirius hated his family house for their awful pure blood supremacist views. but. BUT. i am CACKLING at the thought of snape being told the new headquarters for the order of the phoenix and entering sirius' house for the first time. remember harry's absolute horror and bafflement at grimmauld place the first time he went there? i know snape took one step inside, probably saw tonks trip over the troll foot, heard walburga black and said I KNOW YOU F*CKIN LYIN TO ME RIGHT NEOOWWWW?!??!!? BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?! (pun unitendes) COMING FOR ME ALL THESE YEARS WHOLE TIME THIS WAS YOUR YARD?!?!?!

do you remember that bit in twitches when cameron goes to alex's house for the first time and whole time she's just like "...this is your house...?" in this really "im trying my hardest not to be rude" way.

i know during one of the meetings sirius or molly was pouring everyone tea, and the teapot was probably this ornate serpent with all these evil symbols, and snape took one look at it just like:

He didn't let HER BREATH 💀😩❤

Omg I’m dying!!! Found this on Twitter !!