Just Remembered That One Time When I Was Heavy In My Ed Where I Broke A 4 Day Fast With Lettuce Dipped

god didn’t make me a man bc he knew that if i was one i’d be a male manipulator performative clairo listener matcha drinking thrift addict and too many of those is harmful to the ecosystem

got bit by a brown recluse. not once, not twice, THREE TIMES. dude must’ve got stuck in my pant leg a few days ago and i’ve finally realized what the bites are from. ughhshshhhs i’m COOKED

me when i complete a successful function and become closer w my friends whilst doing it. big win for alan i only fumbled like one social cue and also i laughed for at least 6 out of the 7ish hrs i was there SO PEAKKKK i have awesome friends holy shitballs

hi those tts to zombie girl by addriane lenker r making me cry cuz it’s late and im emotional so here’s a ramble

it’s dogs and grandparents and babies. i’m not fond of kids they annoy me but what the fuck dude this is so sad. there was one where it was a pic of a toddler on a slide and the next pic the slide was empty. i’m sobbing??? life is so fleeting and tomorrow is never promised and that’s so scary. like that was someone’s kid and he’s just gone?? you wake up one day and your parents go to sleep that night knowing you aren’t breathing that’s. what. like that’s so unfair that’s a baby. which ofc this made me think of suicide bc. life isn’t promised but if you can live one more day please for the love of god do it. for all the people who can’t and didn’t have a choice in it, like yes life sucks but i don’t wanna see a sob inducing tt slideshow with your pictures in it. that’s so AUGGHS death makes me so angry or like idk it’s so unfair to everyone involved

omg i love your blog we should be best friends

yesss ofc!!! ur blog is actually so perfect too omg i’ve never seen more relatable stuff in one place

ppl will be afraid to use tampons and at the same time let dudes fuck them raw. like ok stacy i’m pretty sure an std is scarier than 3 inches of cotton

AUSHSHSHSHSH CRYING MYSELD TO SLEEP AGAINS WHATS NEW WHATS NEW HAHSHSHDH I LOVE MY THOUGHTS AND EMOTIONS YAYYY

PROM PREGAME SECUREDDD 👅 just fireball shots but its smth,, i cannot WAIT omg thank u dad for supporting my inherent need for alc

is ghis aesthetic. i would post 2 my tt but i fear having nature as my very first post is losery

song is indiana by adrianne lenker and buck meek btw :3

“shark infested waters” boy that’s their living room what