“Hit Twice On The Head When Young, 2D Is A Sweetheart With A Blank Sheet Of Paper Where A Brain Should

“Hit twice on the head when young, 2D is a sweetheart with a blank sheet of paper where a brain should be. He has really good hair. People think he’s cool and enigmatic, but he’s just got a migraine. 2D idolises Murdoc, who, he feels, saved his life. Keyboard wizard, melodica maniac, graffiti compulsive and the perfect pin-up product. Voice like an angel. Arse like a satsuma. Mind full of zombies and painkillers. Says nothing controversial. Says nothing much at all. Loved by everyone (except the green-eyed Murdoc), 2D has legions of lady followers and would make a lovely boyfriend if only he’d wake up. Born: Crawley. Age: 23. Influences: Butorphanol Tartrate, Phil Oakey, Lucio Fulci.”