For Your Post Election Needs.

I hear Patrick Warburton as Lucifer. In the comic, I mean. "Beelzebub, you juicy idiot!" It's like Puddy greeting George.

And it should be someone like Chris Latta doing Cobra Commander as Beelzebub.

*puts a ‘grape job’ sticker on your big butt*

TUMBLR FRIENDS: Those last two pages might look icky cus I had to stitch them together for this update due to the 10 page limit. Just view the image by itself in a new tab and you will see it in its good glory. Or go to the main site and read it! whichever, the power is yours.

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I said two more updates, but to hell with it, this is the rest of the GQ part 5 right now! ALL OF IT! That was the end of that part. Next time we visit GQ we will finish this story. UNTIL THEN, I’m going to take a break! Just for next week. Kool Off a bit, then come back with some jokes and one-offs the next week after that on the 28th. Just askin for a week! And don’t forget the good shit over at the store. Thank you!!

I wish I had this hedgehog's moves.

A hedgehog dancing to Lily Allen’s “Fuck You.” I did it in like 10 minutes, don’t judge me.

OK, so he looks kind of gruff here. But watch this:

"I can't believe it, I'm singin' with Johnny Cash!"

I love this guy. And I love growing up with his poetry and then finding out he did really funny cartoon travelogues for Playboy back in the day. 70s!

(Edit: Added a direct link to the video above because I'm a little late to the party on Tumblr's dashboard video quirks.)

Only in the 70’s would it be cool to let this guy write children’s books.

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Farewell Astrodome

Farewell Astrodome. You will be remembered for hosting a kickass social-satirizing, "Bullitt"-parodying, Shelley Duvall-introducing, existential modern-Icarus-mythologizing Robert Altman film. At least that's what I'll remember it for. They held sports events there, right?

And then I found this.

I admire its purity.

(original Cosby GIF here; Ash-head from here)

Now I love this game more than ever.

Ice Hockey - Famicom Disk System (1988, Nintendo)

I decided to break the law to provide a necessary medical service because women were dying at the hands of butchers and incompetent quacks, and there was no one there to help them. The law was barbarous, cruel and unjust. I had been in a concentration camp, and I knew what suffering was. If I can ease suffering, I feel perfectly justified in doing so.

Dr. Henry Morgentaler, a Canadian doctor who was arrested four times for performing abortions, but whose arrests eventually led to the 1988 Canadian Supreme Court decision that legalized abortion in the country. He died this week at the age of 90. His obituary can be found in the NY Times. (via nailure)

In another time, this would be the script for an Adult Swim pilot.

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You know what? It’s been a long day and I do not have the energy for your hypothetical dream bullshit, Super Dictionary.

The TRS-80s are coming! They'll be unstoppable with their 16k of RAM! Keep watching the skies!

The Computers Are Coming! [Uptade 1980]; 666-1984.

A Publication of: The Southwest Radio Church P. O. Box 1144, Oklahoma City, OK, 73101.

The worst part is that he's just going to find out he rewrote The Unbearable Lightness of Being.

Fante Bukowski page 35