holy fucking mood
fumbling every cute tgirl in my dms by being incredibly cute and fuckable but absolutely crippled by social anxiety and never messaging first making her think im not interested
*twirls hair*
Submissive robot dog girl
Call that a subwoofer
yes
oh so you want me
:3
after careful consideration, i decided that meow meow meow meow meow
Am I weird for having my blog basically be my home feed? Like almost everything I get on that section I go “yea I’ll reblog that”
Does anyone care my blog is my random scatter brained nonsense?
GMing on short notice be like you guys ever read dune? Ok hear me out so we're dropping on this planet...
sneezing so hard your chair rolls backwards like a fucking howitzer recoiling
yippee I have achieved adorable status :D
if we're friends ive probably thought about marrying you at least once. probably a few times realistically
Reblog to goop
The unique mad science social experiment of subjecting my friends to fandoms to see how quickly they catch brain worms. I've already turned two people into firelock 198x addicts, fucked up someone's entire evening with Alien Stage, and turned a mutual of mine into the sterotypical HDG Brainrot transfem. Im playing plague inc with my friend group and infohazards and some day i will girlboss too close to the sun. one day my hubris will come back to bite me and i will suffer the consequences of playing god. But for now, this shits hilarious.
I'm writing absolute trash and its all your problems now | 19 | Any/all, almost certainly transfem | EST Ohioan corn dweller
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