C-D , A If I Accidentally Add Too Much Cream

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

suck my ass

gladly

This guy loves this job!

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

hey what the fuck??

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

*throws love at u*

here u go

Pokemon Engagement Rings