pls and thnks
see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time
When i asked to be fucked i did not mean by life
Picture this: it’s the dead of night, you’ve woken up and the powers out, it’s silent, uneasily so, you can hear your own breath, and then, from right outside your door you hear it: one loud, wet, SLAP!
suck my ass
gladly