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That’s it…That’s Spongebob at the Half Time Show…. THAT WAS JUST A CHEAP FLASH ANIMATION!

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Valentine's Day questions BE NOSY PLEASE

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

7: Have you ever cheated?

8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?

9: What’s the most important part of a relationship?

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?

16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”?

17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

23: How many relationships have you had?

24: Do you think love can last forever?

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

29: What do you notice first about another person?

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

33: Do you want to get married one day?

34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

36: Are you still a virgin?

37: What’s more important: Looks or personality?

38: Do you enjoy love films?

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?

42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?

43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?

44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”?

47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite?

48: What’s your favorite love song?

49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

50: If you’re single, why do you think you are?

51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?

53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?

56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?

57: x

58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?

60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?

61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?

62: How do you define “cheating”?

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?

65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?

Ways to make a little feel little!

◇ Tell them to use both hands when drinking or holding something

◇ Randomly bring them their paci (if applicable)

◇ Tie their shoes for them

◇ Choose what they wear for the day

◇ Help them get something if they’re too short

◇ Buckle their seat belt

◇ Play with their stuffies and toys with them

◇ Take them to the park to play

◇ Tell them to hold your hand when crossing the street

◇ Take them on a little themed date

◇ Leave little love notes everywhere

◇ Enforce rules and punishments

◇ Give them routines

◇ Help them set up a chore chart?

◇ Talk to them as you would someone their little age (treat them like their little age)

◇ Fill their sippy for them (if applicable)

◇ Make/cut their food for them (with the inclusion of little dishes!)

◇ Sit them in your lap

◇ Get them (un)dressed (if applicable)

◇ Wash them in a bubble bath

◇ Cuddles!

◇ Be silly with them

◇ Pick them up (if applicable)

◇ Call them cute pet/nicknames

◇ Wipe their mouth if they get messy with their food

◇ Read them bedtime stories

◇ Talk in that voice that makes them smile

◇ Suggest a little movie

◇ Put a crazy straw in their drink

◇ Order for them

◇ Don’t let them pay

◇ HELP them make a hard choice (encourage them)

◇ Let them fall asleep on you

◇ Tell them they need a nap if they’re bratty

◇ Ask them to help you with things

◇ Color with them

◇ Take them outside to play

◇ Tell them when they’re doing good

◇ Ask them what color something is

◇ Remind/ask them if they need to go potty

◇ Ask them to count something

◇ Tell them to read you something

◇ Do basic math with things

◇ Interact with their stuffies

◇ Guide them

◇ Tell them they make you proud

◇ Take care of them

◇ Remind them to take their meds (if applicable)

◇ Remember their stuffies names’

◇ Tuck them in (after that bedtime story…)

◇ Ask them if there is anything they need to remember to do

◇ Kiss their forehead or cheeks

◇ Check for monsters

◇ Play pretend with them

◇ Make sure they have something to cuddle if they feel off

◇ Invite them to a surprise tea party

◇ Play games with them (tag, hide and seek, board games, ect..)

◇ Do arts and crafts with them

◇ Blanket. Forts.

◇ Hold them when they’re sad

◇ Wipe their tears

◇ Exaggerate your love on the small gifts they give you

◇ Scoop them up prince(ss)style!

◇ Watch cartoons with them

◇ Make a little themed meal

◇ Have them complete chores

◇ Remind them to wash their hands before a meal

◇ Rub their tummy when it hurts

◇ Start a pillow fight (be gentle though…)

◇ Ask them silly questions

◇ Make up a fairytale and have them add along

◇ Take them somewhere they can dress little

◇ Play with their hair

◇ Be silly when their emotions are overwhelming

◇ Let them wear your hoodie or shirt

◇ Congratulate them for doing something hard

◇ Take pictures with them

◇ Interact with their little space

◇ Say encouraging words

◇ If they say they love you more, fight back, tell them how much you love them (then cuddle attack…)

◇ Behind hugs are nice

◇ Make them blush

◇ Open doors for them

◇ Good morning/night texts

◇ Hold them when they shiver

◇ Use your Daddy/Mommy voice

◇ Give them that look

◇ Pet their hair

◇ Hide their eyes from scary stuffs

◇ Let them help you pick stuff out

◇ Kiss their boo boos and give them pretty bandaids

◇ Compliment them lots!

◇ Surprise them with stuff

◇ Remind them to brush their teeth

◇ Lose to their puppy face

◇ Decide for them

◇ Boop their nose

◇ Ask them if they need help

◇ Put their drawings/colorings on the fridge

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