Dat-boi-wheezy - Hi

Ooooh La La Sex Questions

1. Top turn on?

2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?

3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?

4. Last time you masturbated?

5. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on?

6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with?

7. What’s the weirdest kind of porn you’ve watched?

8. How often do you masturbate/have sex?

9. Have you ever taken nude pictures?

10. Dom or Sub?

11. Is pain a good thing?

12. Do you like biting?

13. Do you like scratching?

14. Are you slightly horny right now?

15. Are you very horny right now?

16. Do you like face fucking?

17. 10 of your biggest turn ons?

18. Do you cook naked?

19. Do you like foreplay?

20. Have you had a vaginal orgasm?

21. Do you like sex with women?

22. Do you like sex with men?

23. Would you have sex with a trans* person?

24. Do you like your nipples played with?

25. Do you like your lips bitten?

26. Do you like to kiss with tongue?

27. How often do you masturbate?

28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?

29. Would you have sex with a married person?

30. Would you have sex with a couple/multiple people?

31. Do you go outside naked?

32. Do you like being woken up with sex?

33. Do you give oral?

34. Would you let someone eat off of you?

35. What is the youngest/oldest you would sleep with?

36. Do you like having drunk sex?

37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie?

38. What is your favorite thing about sex?

39. What is your favorite sexual setting?

40. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?

41. Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?

42. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?

43. Do you like it rough or sensual?:

44. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?

45. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?

46. How do you feel about one night stands?

47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?

48. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?

49. How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?

50. Do you like kissing during sex?

51. Does size matter?

52. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?

53. What does your favorite foreplay include?

54. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?

56. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?

57. Could you live without sex?

58. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?

59. Do you like to perform oral sex?

60. Do you like to receive oral sex?

61. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?

62. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?

63. Have you ever been caught in the act?

64. Have you ever had sex while on drugs?

65. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?

66. Do you ever have sex in the shower?

67. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?

68. Do you feel your up to par in bed?

69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?

70. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?

71. Do you wear protection as often as you should?

72. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?

73. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains ,whips, etc.)?

74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?

75. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?

hey i just got this horrifying mask at walmart today. i couldn’t help myself. im sorry. The impulse was too strong.

back at it again with the old memes

anyway tag yourself i’m hands autistic

a video compilation of me attempting to do anything

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

This cat doesn’t understand why he can see water, but can’t drink it 😂

A few weeks ago, we exhibited at Emerald City Comicon. Typically when we attend conventions, we try to create some spectacle that captures people’s attention and sells games. Like the time we brought a marching band to PAX Australia.

At ECCC, we set up a “Pay What You Want” booth and encouraged people to give us any amount of money in exchange for our games. We put games on a table, set up some signs, stood off to the side, and waited to see what would happen.

We brought 2000 games. Before the convention began, we took bets on what would happen:

Tom thought we’d sell out in a few hours.

Alex thought we’d run out on the of the second day of the con.

Trin thought that we would not run out of games because we are no longer cool or relevant.

Jenn got a fever and didn’t know what was happening.

We were all wrong. 

The doors opened, and attendees swarmed the booth. Within five minutes attendees realized they could just take games and walk away. A small group grabbed armfuls of free games and left, but most people paid something. Within an hour, the booth looked like this:

We ran out of games in 51 minutes.and made $8042.48, or 18.7% of the games’ retail value. In other words, we lost $685.44 per minute.

Attendees put lots of other stuff in the payment box too.

Some things you put in our box:

Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD)

Ten Euros ($10.66 USD)

Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD)

One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD)

One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (avg price - $0.68 USD)

One Magic: The Gathering Eternal Masters booster pack wrapper (No Value)

One handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” Coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD)

One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie ($1.00 USD)

One “FeelTheBurn.org” $1 bill. ($1.00 USD)

Two halves of a $1 bill ($1.00 USD )

Once we sold out, we had to figure out what to do with our booth space. 

On Saturday, we gave our space to artists who weren’t able to get a table at the con. People showed up to exhibit cosplay horns, board games, recycled journals, and comic art.

On the last day of the con, we set up a station for mailing letters to representatives.

We provided pens, paper, postage, envelopes, writing tips, and the address of every US Senator. 

Over 200 letters were written by con attendees, including the most bad ass Imperator Furiosa cosplayer we’ve ever seen.

We’re still waiting on Immortan Trump’s response.

(x)