#not Only Understanding It But Being Overly Defensive About It On The Internet On A Dying Website

Shazam, a supposedly magic immortal being of unknown origin: kinda pops off ngl

Batman, a father of 6: (narrows eyes in suspicion) yes…indeed it does..

"Would you like me to continue?"

Bonus:

Cat Sona

I have this really cool batman t shirt that is a hole scene with Batman front and center and the bat signal in the back and joker in the corner. I love this t shirt.

I want a Superman t shirt like this please! It’s all just the logo I want variety!

Like Wonder Woman has so many cool t shirts that are not just her logo! They look so cool!!!

I respect Dick’s belief in Bruce so much, but that confidence is somewhat subverted when Bruce’s plan is this:

This was literally just a panel before. THIS IS HIS PLAN! His plan is his belief in Clark!!

Also the “remember the sound of my voice” made me laugh so hard!

Also Clark is hallucinating Bruce as Lex Luthor, just needed you to know this.

Also those other people are the Doom Patrol and I love them!!!

Trinity Out of Suit Chaos

The Trinity find themselves stuck in a hold up situation (at maybe the museum that Diana works at) and the three of them find themselves stuck in their civilian clothes.

They are surrounded so Clark can’t change quickly without people noticing.

Diana is getting increasingly more upset because they keep messing with her exhibits.

Bruce is frustrated because of course this happens he just wanted to hang out with Diana and Clark damn it.

So it’s just them sitting there are the first moment they get they’re changing.

This is just me getting the idea in my head cause I’m gonna draw this.

Listen, I’m convinced you could put Barry’s name and a copy pasta down afterwards and it would sound like a Reverse Flash monologue. Or just any meme.

Thawne: “Barry! What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”

Barry: “…”

So this entire issue is about Superman being threatened by someone who supposedly knows his identity. They said he has to leave the city for 2 weeks or he’ll tell everyone.

Can I just say it’s hilarious that the guy says 2 weeks like dude you have Superman’s civilian identity what are you doing?!

Superman keeps saving people in secret and Batman and Robin go to find out where Superman went.

Love that Lois and Perry here idk they seem concerned.

So Batman and Robin do find Superman and they talk about the guy with Superman’s identity. Then a flashback happens and Clark talks about this kid who probably works for that guy.

These are along side the previous posts pages.

So Clark is freaking out, but here’s where things get even more ridiculous.

IT WAS BRUCE CAUSE OF COURSE IT WAS

I literally yelled “I knew it!!!” Also Bruce’s reasoning for trying to get Superboy’s identity is so funny! Like he literally goes “I wanna be a detective so I’m gonna find out superboy’s identity, not to share, just to keep.”

The kid has a LEAD LINED NOTEBOOK. WHAT?!

And so Bruce gets his evidence but goes screw you to Linnis. Superman goes to save the day and everyone is happy! The end!

This was the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. It’s also one of my favorite comics. It’s so silly I love it.

Do people want to hear about the old world’s finest comics. Cause they’re hilarious and stupid and I love them.

(Idk why I ask I’m gonna do it anyways)

Oh he thinks he's so funny

This is absolutely beautiful!!!

the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)