Perhaps Once I Have Graduated With An English Degree I Will Have It In Me To Finish A Fic That Is Longer

reblog if u think reinhardt should have a bikini skin

guy who hasn't had lunch yet: does the entire world feel doomed to anyone else or is this one just between me and the flaming skull

So in Death Masks Michael says that they prefer to fight the denarians two to one or three to one. That only Shiro dueled them by himself because he was just that good. 

Fast forward to Skin Game and we only have one active Knight of the Cross. For quite some years. Against 15+ active Denarians. He’s alive and surviving. 

Sanya doesn’t get enough credit for his job. 

(This was a Sanya appreciation post)

Morgan: Although, I’ll be damned if he doesn’t disagree with me just because I said it.

Luccio: I don’t think that’s true.

Morgan: *turns around* Ebenezar, it’s hotter than hell in here!

Ebenezar: *without looking up* Freezing!

Morgan: Good coffee, though!

Ebenezar: *holds up coffee cup* Rat piss!

Morgan: The Merlin is an incompetent sucker.

Ebenezar: No, Morgan, he’s in fact one of the finest wizards I’ve ever had the good fortune of working with.

Morgan: *whirls around to Luccio* You’re a witness. *walks off*

Headcanon:

Carlos refers to Morgan as "Uncle Morgan" on a regular basis. Morgan has given up on trying to get him to stop.

>Morgan is very tall

>Morgan is very buff

>Morgan has buff long legs

>Morgan walks really fast

>Everyone except Harry has to run to keep up with him if he walks at his normal pace and he is easily annoyed by people walking slowly (slowly by his standards which is basically normal pace for us non-giants)

more silly drawings 

Harry to Butters: Listen, you just saved me from having “Disemboweled by ancient sailor with a snake fetish.” carved on my tombstone, so let me give you some free advice.  There are an astounding amount of powerful people in this world.  And a lot of them are flat-out crazy.  So…. Trust me…..  You will always be in over your head.  Always.

*Morgan jumps by using geomancy to crush dozens of zombies under a mountain of earth*

Harry: Unless you’re Morgan.

Butters: Nice sword.

Morgan: We're screwed.

Carlos: I don't wanna hear that negative attitude.

Morgan: We're screwed!

Carlos: That's more like it!