I’m Looking Back At This And Laughing At My Own Bad Jokes But The Real Funny Thing Is Every Time I’ve

Harry Dresden: Thank you for agreeing to see me, Marcone.

Gentleman Johnny Marcone: I didn’t. You just barged in and started talking.

Harry Dresden: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

I looooove ignoring a character's death in the media I like, like what do you mean they're dead no they aren't they are alive and I'm having a cup of tea with them right now :] no I'm not in denial shut up shut up shutupshutupshut

Morgan headcanon:

He has a bunch of crazy stories that are actually true, but hes started telling ridiculous fake ones just to see how insane he can make it before someone doesn't believe him. So far, no one has called him out on this.

Millenials

In the spirit of sharing the wealth...would you be interested in the DFRPG profiles for Morgan & DuMorne?

I most certainly would be! I've never gotten ahold of any of the DFRPG stuff unless it was screenshots that my friend sent to me. Many thanks! :)

I know multiple game maps better than the city I live in.

the plot chickens

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Carlos: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Morgan?

Morgan: No.

Harry: I do

Carlos: I know, Harry

Harry: I'm sad

Carlos: I know, Harry

I promise I’m actually going to do these. I’m sorry they’re taking so long

Hey I just hit 100 followers so give me a bit and I’ll post 100 headcanons.