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Murder(n): The unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.

Murder(v): Kill (someone) unlawfully and with premeditation.

Guns are made to shoot a bullet at a high velocity, putting enough force behind it that it can pierce things from far away, the power and range depending on the type of gun and bullet.

They are not made to "murder".

Guns are used for hunting, bench shooting, self defense, ceremonial celebrations, war, suicide, etc.

All of these things are not murder.

Yes, guns can and are used to murder, but it is blatantly incorrect to say guns were made to murder, and their sole purpose is murder.

(I am not saying anything about politics, or gun reform, or attacking you personally, I just feel it is incorrect to say guns were created to murder based on the definition of the word)

Gay hair????

Tecnically, my hair is gay because its not straight.

I may be going to hell, but at least I'll have a friend to go with me @ that one person on wattpad who dedicated a Hitler x Mussolini story to me

Boomer: What’s trending with the kids nowadays?

Gen Z: Pain

Shaken and Baken maybe?

What’s the past tense of ‘shake-and-bake?’

Shake-and-baked?

Shook-and-baked?

Shook-and-book?

Them!

Holy shit oh god oh fuck I stubbed my toe and it hurt really bad but then sorta stopped so I went into the living room and I only now look at my toe because it still hurts and it has a fucking pouch full of blood??? Help what do I do should I pop it? Leave it alone? Stick a straw in it and let a vampire suck the fluid out like a fruit gusher?

Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.

School is actually hell like why tf do I wake up at 5 every morning just to go and sit alone all through my classes and at lunch too surrounded by people i hate

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.