Had A Dream Last Night That You Responded To A Mean Ask With "someone Get This Guy An Inhaler Because

Had a dream last night that you responded to a mean ask with "someone get this guy an inhaler because everyone knows angry pirates get oxygen"

for context the asker was a pirate, the yoho arrgh kind

Doesn't really sound like something I'd say

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2 years ago

Thank you, mutual

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals


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2 years ago
Reblog To Give Your Mutuals A BLÅHAJ

reblog to give your mutuals a BLÅHAJ

3 years ago
Just An FYI, 4ch*n Trolls Are Using The Ukraine Crisis As A Means To Stoke Antiblack Racism On Twitter.
Just An FYI, 4ch*n Trolls Are Using The Ukraine Crisis As A Means To Stoke Antiblack Racism On Twitter.
Just An FYI, 4ch*n Trolls Are Using The Ukraine Crisis As A Means To Stoke Antiblack Racism On Twitter.

just an FYI, 4ch*n trolls are using the Ukraine crisis as a means to stoke antiblack racism on Twitter. There's already a bunch of people believing this bait and blaming "SJWs", "those people" (i.e. black people), and "BLM". Racist trolls do this every time there's a crisis and it's absolutely disgusting. Don't fall for this divisive propaganda.


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2 years ago

Hypothetically speaking, you can dance the macarena to the chorus of California girls if you time the beats just right


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2 years ago
When You Ask The Pilot What His Name Is And He Says “nosedive” And Seals The Doors

when you ask the pilot what his name is and he says “nosedive” and seals the doors

3 years ago

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys


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3 years ago

we gotta stop pretending that anakin skywalker was a normal happenstance. it’s not every day that a bull moose breaks into a stash of cocaine, busts into an elementary school and stomps a classroom of children to death, and then spends the next twenty years murdering the shit out of every other moose it ever sees in all its life until it finally commits quasi-patricide by throwing its dad into the ocean. other jedi fell to the dark side of the force, and they killed, what, a couple people? other jedi are touched by the dark side, which means they really just had a pissy week? anakin touches the dark side and kills a few dozen people. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then murders or attempts to murder almost everyone who ever knew him in middle school. anakin falls to the dark side of the force and then storms the jedi knitting club and starts cracking heads on the pavement. within ten minutes he has saddled up to go balls-to-the-window balls-to-the-wall batshit, he stops at the bodega by the jedi temple to shotgun a four loko and a sugar free monster energy before immediately proceeding to kill like a thousand fucking people with a sword


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