Feral Pretzel Body Moon? The Way He Moves Around In Game Infiltrates My Nightmares C,: Still Cool! Freaky,

no little german boy don’t walk into that electric fence! 

oh mein gott, zhis fence is full of shockenspdyiujhsgfwgh;lkjsdhggslkjn;dbjvkgchskjhlbndjbhvkjgsvhlbdhvkjgflhkd

I'll take 20

This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....

ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.

Love how the FNaF:SB Fandom has all agreed that "Squidward's Nose" by CupcakKe is DJ Music Man's theme

A historical moment

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

sorry guys, the plinko is blocked

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

the fact that i shall never see such an extraordinary beast for myself makes me froth at the mouth

why does one of these gummi worms have LEGS