Cryptidgemstones - Skate Fast Eat Grass

Why are you the way that you are? I hate so much about the things you choose to be

Someone get this guy an inhaler because everyone knows angry pirates get oxygen

sorry guys, the plinko is blocked

Pet Scan

Fuck zodiacs, what brain imaging method you vibe with

glad to see those spreading the truth

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

If I'm gonna be honest, when it comes to some of the folks in this fandom, Gatekeeping should be an option.

And yes, I'm talking about the pr0-sh1ppers and the whitewashers cause y'all need some serious mental help. And if you come at me sayin "oh it's just a cookie!!1!1!", I'm blocking your ass. I ain't tolerating none of that shit on my blog.

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

This isn’t related to my blog aesthetic but I’m tired of seeing posts where people are making others paranoid that they’re in a coma or something. You’re not. I know lots of us know it’s just a bad “joke,” but some people don’t have the luxury of being able to believe that after seeing others tell them otherwise.

You’re awake. Everything is okay.

What the fuck is Goncharov and why is it all over my dash