Bro Looks Like An Oversized Mouse And I’m Here For It

Idk if this is like a Mandela Effect thing, but didn’t Youtube for the TV have a feature where, when you were rewinding a long video, a dog would show up to chase the white ball on the video progress bar?

Am I literally insane or does anyone else remember this?

Very satisfying shake 👌

Finally, some decent weather (via)

CECIL PALMER !!! CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER !!!

You're Luis Serra. It's 3AM. You're surrounded by ganados with only wooden planks over the windows to keep them back. There's an American over there who's pretty good with guns and hand-to-hand combat. You're feeling pretty confident. You look over at him to shout some words of encouragement because this is gonna be a hectic fight. He's cramming a raw snake into his mouth with almost religious fervour. You're no longer feeling confident.

He’s just so cozy

The meow 🥺

My life is in shambles and I am a shell of a man

I had to re-read this like 4 times before I could understand that the first part was not talking about drugs

*quickly shoots up in bed* splatoon band based on death grips

He’s just a wiggly guy

losing my mind losing my mind

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.