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Heaven nose im miserable nau

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life

Before i was born my mom heard news abt a yoing boy that fell into a river and went missing and was found dead later and she was so anxious the days leading up to my birth (probably not very healthy) and then AFTER my birth whej she got to hold me i lowkey wasnt breathing and i was just napping all the damn time and my parents were like woah this kid chill as hell!!!

And then apparently my mom had a fever and she called the doctor and was like “yo i have a fever like 45 degrees Celsius do i wait till it go down or do i hop in now?” And this doc was like “you stupid lady come in rigjt fucking now” and she went over and she mentioned that i was all chilled up n shit all the time and that i turned purple the other day and the doc stuck a Q tip up my nose and went to this machine and checked it and was like “go to the ER RIGHT NOW” anf she was like damn ok waddup.

And them docs were liek “yo we gotta put this kid in a coma to help his breathjing” and my mom fraaked out big time cuz she thought i was boutta die and my entire extended family+family friends prayed for me apparently and my fuckass was foaming at tye mouth n shit.

Also apparently (i gotta stop saying apparently)(anf why am i on a yapstreak)(my mom is telling the story live)(she just showed us a pic of me((baby)) drinkng from a plastic cup and my sister called me an alcoholic at birth) the reason why i got sixk was bc my older sisters got to hold me after i was born and some ratass COUGHED ON ME

Spot the odd one out type shit💔🥀

Tfw yku go lookjng for a job and actually get hired

This is how i feel taking screenshots of like everyhting so that i can keep looking at it ^^^^

My v1 plushie came

Gigantous…

i liked repairing space bridges