Cronasadgirl - Art By: @sakami_momo

Soldier Opens an Abortion Clinic

Soldier & Medic belong to Valve

Butch McTurtle, Devin McDumpy, Marge McKaren and Lard McCoup belong to me

Disclaimer: thiscomicstripwascreatedforentertainmentpurposeonlyandtotallyisn'tadvocatingforviolenceagainstreallifepeopleandwhatevernomatterhowmuchyoufeeltheymightdeserveitanyresemblancetoreal-lifepeopleistotallynothingbutafunnylittlecoincidence

With that said, please carry on, Soldier.

drew this one a bit ago. what if we all just give up

you’re the pink in my cheeks & i love that it means i’m a little bit soft ♡

Monster/Cryptid TF2 : The mercs against each other

(For details on the AU read this)

I thought it would be useful to compare each of the cryptids on different levels from best to worst.

Territories !

Only three of them have proper territories : Spy, soldier and Demoman.

Pyro, medic and heavy only have one building and Scout and Sniper don't have any.

So, from largest to smallest :

Spy

Soldier

Demo

Medic and Heavy

Pyro

And then Scout and Sniper.

And just because I can here is a map of the city Engineer found and annotated:

Speed !

At top speed. From fastest to slowest :

Scout

Medic

Spy

Sniper

Engineer

Soldier

Pyro

Heavy

Demoman

It's closely tied to their state. For exemple Demo is only slower than heavy because he can't run. If it was just walking around he would possibly be faster than him. (Plus Heavy tries to save energy everywhere he can)

Strength !

Talking about raw force. From strongest to weakest :

Heavy

Soldier

Medic

Demoman

Engineer

Pyro

Sniper

Spy

Scout

Much like the other one it depends on their state. Scout is the weakest because he's tired an hungry.

And that's it, if you have any questions or other things I could compare the mercs on let me know !

Eu ri na parte do Eddy

Best friends

rainha vampiro

Nazz & Her hair

Baby Scout doo doo doo doo