ATTENTION, PRESSURE FANS!!!

I shall brake into a hospital in a different country just to pull this nonsense.

I will toy with their emotions, mock their abilities, and remind them of my superiority

(idc that they are 0-7 days old. LET ME HAVE THIS)

Baby: *frantically grabbing at my shoe with little grabby baby paws*

Me: see, baby, I have outsmarted you. in my decision to wear shoes without laces, you will find that you are completely unable to untie shoelaces that aren't there! Your efforts are for naught! This shoe remains on my foot!

Baby: *keeps grabbing at my shoes and sucking on his pacifier because he only understands mandarin and this means nothing to him*

Bro I tapped out after season 3, WHAT HAPPENED HERE???!!!

WHY CAN'T ADRIEN BE THE FIRST TO KNOW?!?!

WHY PROLONG THE DRAMAADSGLK

Marinette: Hey am I making the right call by not telling Adrien the truth about his father?

Nathalie: Probably not, but I do not really have the moral high ground to object and if I do Adrien really does become an orphan.

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Marinette: Hey am I making the right call by not telling Adrien the truth about his father?

Kagami: No, but if you tell, my mom will be subjected to the scrutiny so I’d rather you didn’t. So I will accept the whole secrecy thing.

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Marinette: Hey am I making the right call by not telling Adrien the truth about his father?

Tikki and Plagg: We ain’t the Kwami of truth. We have no clue. But this situation is scuffed.

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Marinette: Hey am I making the right call by not telling Adrien the truth about his father?

All Bunnyx: Lol it doesn’t matter. As long as you own up to it eventually it will all work out.

Episode 3 had NO right to be that emotional considering the previously goofy adventures.

I'm jumping off a bridge. Their backstory is so tragic, I can't.

The fact that even Queenie being in the state she was, Kinger still found humanity in her, the fact that he risked his life knowing she could go crazy and attack him just so he could touch her one last time.

And the fact that Queenie allowed him to do it, the fact that she was able to keep control as a abstracted just so she could feel him. Because she loved him and he loved her back and both of them knew her fate, but in that moment, it was just them, their last moment together so both made it work.

This is such a powerful image I want to hug both of them.

The Plot Thickens (And Concludes)

If you read my last post and thought that the dots were not connecting... you were on to something. Turns out it wasn't influenza, it was walking pneumonia all along! Apparently you could be infected 4 week prior and not know it, then you start feeling flu-like. I had no clue Pneumonia Lite™ was a thing but here we are! We will just take this as a lesson. If you feel like you have the flu, but it doesn't go away as fast as the flu goes away for you (+ you have a bad cough), you should go to the doctor. If your lungs sound crackly, that's also a sign. I was given anti-biotics (bio-bombs lmao) and now I am all better (save for a mild cough and a gnarly voice). Praise to modern medicine and science!

I consume their flesh every time they fall to the hands of the divine. My hatred for these nasty pieces of walking drywall twinkle toes cannot be expressed in the form of language.

I only take respite in sinking my teeth into the flesh of the would-be murderer. The taste is... wafflicous.

Fuck wall dwellers reblog if you agree

Miku is a legend that shall prevail in every culture in every age.

Tumblr Tuesday: Many Mikus

"Draw Hatsune Miku from your culture," they said. "Ok," you said, proceeding to create Hatsune Miku from every culture under the sun. From Catalonian to Korean, from Nigerian to Navajo: Please enjoy this staggering abundance of Hatsune Miku fanart inspired by cultures across the world. 39!

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~My Mother Gave Me Influenza For My School Break~

I'm very lucky to have a good immune system, but that just makes the times I get sick 10x more painful emotionally. I only get sick once a year, if that; and who-woulda-thunk-it, my time for comfort must come to a temporary close. I can be subjected to the nastiest conditions known to man (my high school legit needs to be condemned, I'm not joking. It's bad), yet my mother's FLU VACCINE for her work was somehow contagious and infected me and me only. I just- How? This ain't like any other time I got the flu; usually I just feel sleepy, cough a lot, and have a bit of a soup brain, but nothing more than that. This time, I feel like the old gods of the forgotten past looked down at my surprisingly happy state and said "UH-UH! AIN'T NO JOY TO LIVE FOR YOU *makes my mom a bio-terrorist*" Can't I just be happy for ONE week? O n e ? Like, I have insane levels of resources, don't get me wrong, I just have my hands tied and can't access nearly as many as I need (America moment amirite fellas??). [No, my mom obviously didn't mean to infect me. And no, this ain't an anti-vax post, I'm just salty that I became victim to a yucky rare event].

I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS

PAINTER IS LITERALLY WHEATLEY AND VEX COMBINED INTO ONE CHARACTER OML

This is what the internet refuses to think about lol

I always wondered why I loved P.ai.nter so much, now I know!

I've finally decided to make a persona, and if I am to be honest, this is my favorite design I have made so far! I can't wait to make more cyberpunk x galaxy designs because SPAAAACEE!!!!

Murder Drones OC!!! The lore of this one is that they used to work at the JC Jenson Robotics Division, monitoring the drone building process. during the whole Cyn debacle, CC made the hasty decision to alter their body with disassembly drone parts to give themselves a fighting chance at escaping and surviving outside of company protection.

Not exactly sure how original that backstory is, so recommendations are welcome! :]