another low effort hazbin meme dump because i feel so normal abt them (lying)
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part one.
once again thinking about the solid snake panty lines tweet
You’re on a solo camping trip in hopes to rediscover yourself. As you rest by the campfire two small foxes sit on the opposite side from you, a bull elk approaches, birds perch on your tent, a mountain lion stalks in, and a grizzly bear huffs behind you. They seem to be waiting for something…
...as well as hundreds of other canned coffees from over 100 different roasters, sold nationwide in stores and online.
snapchill LLC is recalling ALL of their canned coffees because of unsafe manufacturing processes resulting in potential contamination that can cause botulism.
botulism is one of those major bummer types of food poisoning where you can have a really miserable few days, and then die. especially without emergency medical care. most people exposed will not get sick, but among those that do, shit gets bad. if you think you might have botulism, you have to go to the emergency room as soon as possible.
some of the early symptoms are weakness, tiredness, drooping eyelids, dry mouth, and difficulty speaking. that weakness and paralysis eventually moves onto the organs and muscles that keep the body alive. symptoms of botulism usually show up within a day or two after exposure, but can take up to 10 days to kick in.
this type of contamination and poisoning often happens as a result of unsafe canning practices, and basically rule #1 when starting a canning business is "do not give people botulism." botulism can be a lot of why eating canned food from damaged cans can be really dangerous.
worth noting that the FDA says no cases of botulism have been tied to this recall yet.
No illnesses have been reported to-date, and Snapchill is not aware of any instances in which the company’s products contained botulin toxin. Snapchill is working on filing the appropriate notification with FDA.
so the manufacturer realized they were canning coffee in a way that might kill people. you still want to take this seriously.
Consumers should either destroy the products or return the product to Snapchill or the place of purchase for a refund. Snapchill will offer full refunds for any of these products, with appropriate proof of purchase including a picture of the product(s) before being destroyed. Full information about the return and refund will be available at Compliance@Snapchill.com.
below the cut is the entire list of recalled products, including gay awakening drag bean coffee. and holy shit is it LONG. if you drink canned coffee in the united states or know someone who does, check this list or the list offered by the FDA link above.
lot of interesting names here. at the very least this recall is happening before anyone apparently got sick. try not to be the first. and if you think you or someone you know may have gotten botulism from any of these coffees, make sure you report it to the FDA.
(Coffee roaster name – Product name)
41 & Change - Cold Coffee
Alchemy Roasting- Elixir Of Life
Amavida - Manos Campesinas
Appalachia Coffee - Kentucky Black Gold
Baba Java Coffee - Ethiopian / Honduras
Bent Tree Coffee - Squirrel Blend
Bent Tree Coffee - Autumn Blend
Bent Tree Coffee - Colombia Sotara
Bent Tree Coffee - Ethiopia
Bent Tree Coffee - Squirrel Blend
Big Iron- Stampede Blend
Big Mouth Coffee - Nicaragua
Big Mouth Coffee - Nicolas and Angela
Big Shoulders - thermal shock
BKG - Coffee St
Black Acres - Rwanda
Black Nerd - Colombia
Black Nerd - Dark Matter
Black Nerd - Ethiopia
Black Nerd - The Golden Ratio
Blind - Guatemala
Bold Bean - The Chocolate One
Bold Bean - The Jam
Bold Bean - The OG
Bold Bean - The Sweet One
Bolt Coffee - Delki Guarero
Bolt Coffee - Mass Appeal
Borealis-Finca La Capilla
Brandywine - Galactic Standard
Brandywine - Orbital Motion
BRL - Dark Wav
BRL - Dark Wav
Broadsheet - Headliner
Burwell - Bebop Blend
Cafe Ammi - 109 blend
Cape Cod Coffee - Coconut
Cape Cod Coffee - French Vanilla
Cape Cod Coffee - Hazelnut
Cape Cod Coffee - JMC
Cape Cod Coffee - Peanut Butter cup
Cape Cod Coffee - Rainforest
Cape Cod Coffee - Scandi
Carrier - Bright
Carrier – Nitro
Carrier - Sweet
Cerberus Coffee - Wizard Cat
Cerberus Coffee - Wizard Cat
Coffee Hound - Maine
Coffee Hound - Maine Caramel
Coffee Hound - Maple
Coffee Hound - Maple Latte
Coffee Hound - Maple Leaf Latte
Coffee Hound - Maple Leaf Latte
Coffee Hound - Maple Leaf Latte
Coffee Hound - Nitro
Coffee Hound - Nitro
Coffee Hound - Nitro
Coffee Hound - Maple Latte
Coffee Hound - Nitro
Coffee Hound - Maple Syrup Latte
Coffee N Clothes - Black
Coffee N Clothes - Gold
Coffee Project NY - Grape Soda
Coffee Project NY - Summer Friday
Coffee Project NY - Woke up in NY
Color Coffee - Sierra Morena Pink Bourbon
Color Coffee - Neptune
Connect Coffee - Black coffee
Copper Horse - Carriage House Blend
Copper Horse - Seahorse Blend
Coterie Coffee - Billy Lane
Coterie Coffee - Cannibal corpse
Coterie Coffee - Blood brothers
Coterie Coffee - Laughing Monkey Machine
Coterie Coffee - Choppers
Coterie Coffee - Brazil
Crankshaft Coffee - Cold Start
Cup to Cup- Inga Aponte
Dave's Coffee - Falcon blend
Dayglow - Decadent
Dayglow - Juicy
Daysol Coffee - Wanderlust
Dead Sled - Colombia
Dead Sled – Banana Peanut Butter
Doughnut Plant - Mexico Black
Downeast Coffee- Ocean State Blend
Dreamy - Hint of Chocolate
Dreamy - Colombia Tolima
Driply - Arctic brew (White Label Coffee from Stack St. Coffee Roasters
Driply - New Morning Coffee Blend
East End - Heatwave
Eclipse Coffee Roasters - Elevate
Electro Brew Coffee Co. - Vanilla
Electro Brew Coffee Co. - Caramel
Element Coffee - Peru
Emergency Medical Coffee- Sweet Cream
Enderly - Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
Enderly - Mattie's Diner
Enderly - Rhino Market
Euphoria Coffee - Black
Euphoria Coffee - Sweetened
Farmhouse - Dar #33
Farmhouse - Vienna Roast El Cafe
Farmhouse - Vienna Roast-Decaf
Farmhouse - Medium Roast- Colombia
Fazenda - Mexico Nitro
Fazenda - Mexico Nitro
Fika - North Shore Blend
Fire Grounds - Guts over fear
Fire Grounds - American Tradition
Fire Grounds - Full Send
Fire Grounds – Mo Mocha
Fire Grounds - Nitro
Fire Grounds - Vanilla Nitro
First Crack C/O Sound Coffee - Big Funky Super Natural
Five & Hoek - Honduras
Five & Hoek – Biru Bekele
Five & Hoek – Luis Guzman
Five & Hoek – Ethiopia Yirg
Five Star Roasters - nitro
Flight - Pluto
Gay Awakening Coffee - Drag Bean
George Howell - Daterra Sundrop
George Howell - Chelbessa
George Howell - Monte Carlos
George Howell - Worka Chelbessa
Gigawatt - Cold Fusion
Gigawatt - Costa Rican
Gigawatt - Ethiopia
Gigawatt - Live Wire
Gigawatt- Costa Rican Dota Tarrrazu
Goldberry Roasting Company - Goldberry's blend
Gooseneck Coffee Co. - black iced coffee
Gryphon Coffee- Nite Owl
Heady Cup - Monkshood
Heart Coffee - Ethiopian
Heine Bros - Black Coffee
Heine Bros - Coconut Latte
Heine Bros - Toasted Coconut
Helm - Black Coffee
Helm - Black Nitro
Helm - Maple Nitro Latte
Honest Coffee- Early Riser
Hustle N' Grind- Cafecito
Intelligentsia - Black Cans
Intelligentsia - Chicao Distrance Series
Intelligentsia - Black Cans
Joe Bean - nitro
Kahawa 1893- Kenyan Black
Kahawa 1893 - Kenyan Black
Kahawa 1893 - Tanzania Peaberry Black
Kaldi's - Classic Black
Kaldi's - Classic Black
Kawaha 1893 - Safari Blend
Knowledge Perk - KP coffee
Knowledge Perk - App State
Knowledge Perk - Dirt World
Knowledge Perk - Charlotte FC
Knowledge Perk - Summer Shandy
Knowledge Perk - VESL
Knowledge Perk - Winthop
Kribi Coffee - Chilled Coffee
Kuva Coffee- Fresh Dresch
La Cosecha - Papua New Guinea
Lanna Coffee- Original
Larrys Coffee - Black
Larrys Coffee - Decaf
Larrys Coffee - Ethiopia
Larrys Coffee - Mocha
Larrys Coffee - Sweet
Little Wolf - Andres Cardona
Little Wolf - Companion Blend
Little Wolf - Jesus Oscco
Ludwig - Morning Hunt
Ludwig Coffee - Macchiato
Mad Priest - Fallen Angel With Vanilla
Madcap Coffee - Flash
Madcap Coffee - Flash
Maple Leaf Coffee Roasters - Hartford Blend
Medici- Clarksville
Metric - Garmas Gesha Single Origin
Metric - Deri Kadame Natural
Metric - Benjamin Paz
Mighty Good Coffee Co. - apex
Mocha Joe - Cameroon
Mocha Joe - Cameroon
Molon Labe - Soprano
Molon Labe - Death by Chocolate
Molon Labe - Creme Brulee
Mudd LLC - Maple Black
Mudd LLC - Black
Neighbor Coffee - Bourbon Barrel Aged
New Hampshire Coffee Roasters - Italian
New Hampshire Coffee Roasters - Costa Rica Tarrazu
New Hampshire Coffee Roasters - Coconut
New Harvest - Wolf Can
Northern Coffeeworks - Tanzania Peaberry
OFFSET Coffee - Colombia
Opus Coffee - Snapchill Coffee
Others Coffee - Lil Bud
Others Coffee - Get Right
Others Coffee - Get Right
Others Coffee - Lil Bud
Others Coffee - Little Bud
Oye Coffee - cold gold
Paper Plane Coffee Co - Snapchill Coffee
Peaks Coffee Co - Brazil
Perkatory - Solstice
Perkatory - New England Snapchill
Perkatory - Three Witches Brew
Perla - black
Pettibone - Colombia Washed
Pettibone - Honduras San Fransico
Pink Elephant - Nomadic
Pink Elephant - Roam
Play Coffee - Buku hambela natural, La cabra
Quartertone Coffee - (Black Honey) and (Yurgacheffe)
QUIVR - Golden Black
QUIVR - Hibiscus
QUIVR - Jade Oolong
QUIVR - Jasmine
QUIVR - Jasmine Green
Rabble & Lion - Papau New Guinea
Radial Coffee- Cosa Nueva
Ragged - Colombia
Ragged - Early Riser
Rarebird - PX
Red Rooster - Ethiopia Worka
Red Rooster - Funky Chicken
Red Rooster - Worka Sakaro
Retrograde Coffee - synastry
Rock City - Dark Star
Rockford Coffee- Morning Glory
Rockford Coffee - Narino Arbuleda
Rusty Dog - Ambition
Rusty Dog - Canvas Black Label
Rusty Dog - Woke
Sacred Grounds - Awakening
Sacred Grounds - Chocolate Bomb
Saltwater - Colombia
Saltwater - Ethiopia
Seaworthy Coffee - Boathouse Blend
Sepia Coffee - Grand Trunk
Sepia Coffee- Northstar Lodge
Shirazi Dist. - Little Wolf Cafe Au Lait
Slacktide - Mid Tide
Slacktide - Moon Tide
Sleeping Giant Coffee Roasters - Guatemala
Slow Bloom Coffee - Bekelle Uttutie
Snowy Owl - Jaws
Southeastern Roastery
Spot Coffee - House Signature Roast Medium Blend
Springline - Dark and Bright
Square One Coffee - Cold Coffee / Berry Mint Tea
Stack St. - Cafe Frio
Stack St. - Driply Coffee
Summit Coffee- Black
Sur Coffee- Snapchill Iced Coffee
The Boy & The Bear - El Retorno
The Boy & The Bear - Women of Timana
The Boy & The Bear - El Puente
The Well Coffeehouse- Tico Blend
Three Tree Coffee Roaster- Kenya/Honduras
Tinker - Ethiopia Gargari
Tipico - Coordinates Blend
Touchy Coffee - Guat Lazara
Traction - Classic
Traction - Stable Blend
True Love Coffee Co.- Ethiopia Nensebo
Underwood - Little Arrow
Underwood - Mexico Dos Rios
Upshot - Chimera
Upshot - Indonesia
Upshot – Folklore
Upshot - Ethiopia
Verb - Makes you Move
Victoria Coffee - Honduras
Vivid - Green
Vivid - Maple Oat
Vivid - Nahun Fernandez Honey
Vivid - Sugar Shack
Vivid - Sugar Shack
Waypost- Bourbon Barrel Finished Coffee
White Bison - black
White Rhino - Black
White Rhino - Sebastian
Wild Goose Coffee - Blue River Blend
Wild Goose Coffee - Red Line Draft Latte
thanks for reading and spreading the word. take care!
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Emmanuel Littlejohn has been waiting for months to find out whether he will die on Thursday or get to live. It's been "the hardest thing I ever did."
Littlejohn, 52, is set to be executed for the shooting death of a convenience store owner during a robbery in Oklahoma City in 1992. If Republican Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt declines to grant him clemency, Littlejohn will be the third inmate executed by the state this year and the 17th in the nation. He's also one of five men the U.S. is executing in a six-day period, and he's set to die just about eight hours before Alabama is expected to execute Alan Eugene Miller using nitrogen gas.
"I would say to the governor: Do what you think is the right thing," Littlejohn told USA TODAY in a recent interview.
Littlejohn has admitted to his role in the robbery but has maintained that his accomplice was the one to pull the trigger, not him.
"I accept responsibility for what I did but not what they want me to accept responsibility for," Littlejohn previously told USA TODAY. "They want me to accept that I killed somebody, but I haven't killed somebody."
In a rare move, the Oklahoma Pardon and Parole Board voted 3-2 to recommend clemency for Littlejohn, whose legal team argued that the evidence in the case was unclear, especially who the triggerman was.
Still, Republican Oklahoma Attorney General Gentner Drummond said afterward that his office would still be arguing against clemency to the governor, calling Littlejohn a "violent and manipulative killer."
If you’re outraged over Missouri murdering Marcellus Williams, then you should know Oklahoma is planning on carrying out an execution of Emmanuel Littlejohn this Thurs. at 10am.
Littlejohn was pardoned by the PPB. There’s still time to call the Governor: 405-521-2342.
I was able to leave a voicemail by pressing 1 then 4 then 0. After what happened in Missouri, there's an overwhelming sense of hopelessness that the care about public comments but I hope Emmanuel is able to avoid Khaliifah's fate.
Hi, the best thing to do is to call the Governor’s office directly and press 0 to be connected to a staff person. Ask that the governor respect the wishes of the pardon and parole board and grant clemency to Emmanuel Littlejohn. 405-521-2342
These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
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This is fucking sickening. I’m not even sure what to say
So not that long ago the group that I take part in writing workshops with did a workshop on Haiku and Haibun, and I went a little off the deep end and wrote a funky sci-fi short story Haibun thing. Anyway, here you go. *Note: I might end up editing and changing it later. ------------------------------
The docking bays stand tall over the promenade, a pier of iron and steel beneath which roam hundreds of arriving faces. Shuttlecrafts slowly empty themselves of scavengers and refugees, survivors who have seen their homes destroyed. Around me every face has been marred by desperation and every arrival is heralded with relief.
Sea of brown and gray Hungry mouths, aching bodies Safe for the first time
Legends stalk through the crowd, saviors from a bygone age. A steel-suited force once thought forgotten. Staves, swords, knives, guns, all equally deadly in their iron grip. It is hard not to notice the breaks and dents in their once exquisite armor.
Warriors of Old Leaving their worlds behind Battle among stars
Through the translucent sheen of the docking bay’s energy shield we watch as our once blue and green home is overtaken by a swath of shining red. The promenade’s steel booths, once dedicated to trade and commerce, are repurposed and used to distribute food among the starving crowd. A violent plague sweeps across the planet below, and we know we will never return.
Eating at long last A first night among many Watching our world burn
Days become weeks, weeks become months as our would be saviours repeatedly plunge to the planet below. Whispers of small victories spread through the station’s corridors, rumors of safe havens and thriving populations feeding desperate hopes. It would be easy to miss that our saviours’ numbers seem smaller with each return they make.
Battling the plague Plunging Heroes Fall Beneath The Hope of Masses
The station slumbers, its people adhering to their anachronous routines, small comfort for the displaced. My footfalls ring out among reticent corridors, the night quiet giving its own familiar ease. Reprieve is broken as metal clashes. Nearly hidden, two legends quarrel.
A knife is fumbled Shining steel shears armor Sword slides between ribs
Hasty, heavy footfalls rush from the secluded battlefield before fading into obscurity. Unseen, I approach the fallen champion, unprepared to give the aid I offer. Their wound does not bleed, streaks of red splayed beneath steel skin. Trembling hands open damaged armor, as I make my greatest mistake.
Plague engulfing me Tendrils through body and mind It’s taking control
My world becomes red. All consuming Rage. All Consuming Hunger. No Me, only Us. One body perishing, the other still weak. The enemy’s strength lies ready before us. Our forming corpse drags itself from the wreckage. Our weakling slides inside. We are weak no longer.
Wielder unwell Infestation levels high Simply will not do
WE CANNOT BE PURGED. Pain runs through our body, lightning through my bones. THERE IS NO YOU, THERE IS US. Screaming assaults my ears, my mouth dry from the exertion. YOUR TIME IS LIMITED. THERE IS STILL ANOTHER. Vision grows black, consiousness fades.
Recover, wearer. Infection levels dropping, You will be alright
An electronic voice speaks into my ear as my eyes slowly open. A steel second skin covers me, though I do not feel it’s weight. I begin to sit, to stand, slow careful movements made easier on my aching body by armored systems I do not understand. My eyes catch sight of the corpse beside me and it is made clear, plague has reached us.
Carrier running Searching for the next victim To give to the plague
Screaming pulls me from my stupor and I begin to run. As I near the sound, I find three survivors laying before me, red streaks running from superficial wounds. ‘They have been infected,’ the voice informs me moments before they begin to stand. They lunge, but I am armored and they are not.
Blood now on my hands Refugees become corpses I do what I must
Running. Fighting. Running. Fighting. I pour through the hallway, my steel steps echoing just behind my mark’s. Each moment his steps seem closer. Each moment my armored hands are stained with more of the blood of fellow survivors. I see him turn a corner and he is mine at last.
Nowhere left to run I must bring this to an end Lest he doom us all
His rust-red sword lashes out, skilled, but worn. Expert strikes slowed by fatigue are easily dodged. He pulls back and begins to circle, I cannot let him recover.
Fist stands against sword A sharp pain through my belly I cannot fail here
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN US. My arms wraps around him, pinning his in place. NOW YOU SHALL PERISH. My head impacts his again and again. WE SHALL BECOME ALL. He struggles, but despite my wound he cannot escape. YOUR EFFORTS ARE FUTILE. His body goes limp, but I continue until my own sight grows dark.
Neophyte Legend Dying alongside first foe Fate has other plans
Bright light in my eyes awakens me. Rage, Hunger within my mind. Deep breaths keep it calm as my body recovers. Months pass, armor and body are both repaired but my mind is not the same. I will learn to manage. Soon I take my first plunge.
Fighting planetside I can sense its location A boon from my curse
Armored warriors, we battle the plague below. An unexpected boon becomes our greatest strength. We gain ground, make progress, and our numbers remain strong. In moments of reprieve my mind turns to the station above.
Watchers from above Spots of blue on a red sphere Fueling their hopes
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