Happy Pollinator Week To The Baltic Isopod, The First Underwater Pollinator Discovered By Science! Lab

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this

fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs

Ahhhh i needed to hear this

People online: Mixed height relationships are predatory and pedophilic

People in real life: Did you know the LA fires were set intentionally to destroy entrances to the secret tunnels to Diddy’s sex dungeons and Beyoncé knows

every time i post a mushroom on inaturalist someone wants to id it as “fungi including lichens,” why even suggest an identification at that point? if someone posts a plant you don’t recognize are you gonna ‘identify’ it as a member of the plant kingdom? 😤

sex is a sacred act between two women

it is lowkey annoying to me when ppl act like a woman being even just a little bit gender nonconforming means she's probably actually nonbinary and doesn't know it yet and the same for gender nonconforming men tbh. some women just don't vibe with femininity shrimple as

people are so insane about chappell roan like who gives a fuck who her uncle is 😭