Inaccurate Batfam Quotes #6

On a previous post I said that Bart is the only one in the core four that can actually flirt and i stand by what i said. But it’s only cause he accidentally flirts by being so blunt all the time and no one can change my mind.

Bart: *holding a piece of pizza but staring at Tim*

Tim: what?

Bart: just debating if i wanna eat this or kiss you rn.

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Kon: morning Bart.

Bart, without skipping a beat: you look great today. New hair gel?

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Jason: why are you so close-

Bart: nothin’. You just have really pretty eyes.

You cant tell me he wouldn’t.

So, BirdFlash, right?

As most of you know, I have a wattpad account but I've recently posted the first chapters of some new books. For those Batfam and Birdflash fans out there that alreday read all those fanfics, I've added a new one to your to-read! I have so many Idea's for it and I'm super exited for your input! Go check it out!

https://www.wattpad.com/story/205275175-blue-and-red-belong-together

Casting News The Flash Season 7

I am not too overjoyed with this whole Bart Allen-News. I guess it could go down great, but I have several issues with this whole thing:

1. They already did Bart’s storyline with Nora in Season 5. Are they just re-doing it? (That would be kind of lame).

2. He is supposed to be Barry’s grandson not his son, and there are reasons for that!

3. If he is his son, I hope for the sake of me continuing to watch the show without hating it that he is Nora’s brother and not the new child that replaces Nora, who will now never exist. Because that would mean that Eric Wallace did just erase a female character in order to replace her with a male one, mainly because he and the other writers and fans can’t stomage a female Hero as the Flash of the Future. And that would just be the worst, in every possible way. I mean this could lead to a Diggle-Spawn kind of thing with Nora coming back into existence at a later point and then having both there, but I am just … no, please not again. I don’t really want Barry angsting about erasing Nora from existence by … not dying - which would make no sense because if he would have died he could have never hand any kind of children at all. So just please let them not do this. So either replace Don with Bart or have litte Bro Bart if you must do this ( I don’t really think they must).

4. And there goes my theory that Nora’s Twin-Brother is the new Goodspeed. Unless they go around and change the timeline before the episode in which he turns up as Impulse, which actually could be interesting. And if this leak is actually meant as a distraction … mhm …. but still can’t see Bart in this kind of storyline (because that would be just wrong for the character).

Who’s gonna tell em?

i feel like bart would be good at playing guitar, like with his speed he could change chords super quick and just play what would normally be super difficult riffs this post made me think of this they were onto something

It has occurred to me that my Instagram is probably the one place on the internet with the most gathered photos of Bart Allen. 373 posts, all of Bart, mostly his comic form but also fanart all credited- I swear I’m not obsessed, I just really love his character.

I want her back so bad, istg

and Owen

Most iconic thing in the Harry Potter

Molly Weasley, bless her, had started off making the ‘Weasley sweaters’ as a form of telling George and Fred apart. But they still switch their sweaters, cheeky bastards. After they got theirs, everyone wanted it, so that’s how the tradition is born. If you have a sweater, you’re official.

OTP prompt

“Hey, I saw your wanted poster and can I just say they don’t do you glory you are gorgeous would you like some tea?”

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