You’ve Been Sentenced To 400 Years For Multiple Murders. It’s Been 399 Years And Your Jailers Are

Think of a bee, you are its knees.

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

Whoever did this: GET OUT

It’s my best ever. 

you’ve been hit by- you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal

okay, so that post about how taika waititi wouldn’t be afraid to use britney spears’ toxic in a fight scene and

well, my finger slipped

My boyfriend is out of his mind

POPE TWITTER IS FUCKING POPPIN 

i love when creators give anime characters actual lips!!! anime girls are so pretty with lips!!