Confirmedcozy - Spooky Time

Trying to teach myself how to sew/make dolls to create my dnd character as a doll

The medical system is a failure. If I get prescribed Tylenol or fucking liquid laxatives one more time I might actually break.

On top of that, I can’t get in to see a GI for another month, and that is a fucking video call. I feel like doctors just don’t care about the pain I’m going through and just push it off as something “not serious” even though I am writhing in pain almost on the daily. Which is weird because every nurse I’ve talked to has been kind and concerned because they actually spend more than 5 total minutes in the room with me at a time.

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

i’m sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp

For the purposes of this poll, assume it is being asked before the Fellowship leaves Rivendell, and thus does not include any experiences on the road or after the defeat of Sauron.

Bill the Pony not included on assumption he would "sweep."

Rip my grandpa’s chickens, you were wonderful companions for him, and had much better lives than their fellow flocks

CONCERNED APE I WANT TO DRINK MAYONESE WAKE UP

a beautiful candlelit dinner where we're both holding a knife to each other's throats the entire time (we've been locked in a stalemate like this for hours and we got hungry)