Dicks Out Friday

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

yes but consider: if nobody can fact check you, you make the facts.

forever in agony because the part of the JRWI wiki with all The Fated/OG Campaign stuff is nowhere near up to date and doesn't even have transcripts despite the campaign ending in 2021 which makes fic writing so hard like guys please-

Her!!

i was not made to “adhere to genre conventions”. i was born to run along a beach barefoot and nude like if robinson crusoe was gay

consuming fan content isnt enough, i need to run him over in my 2003 honda civic

biggayhimbo propoganda

HEY RIPTIDE BITCHES

i tried to write for y’all’s campaign- here’s the riptide modern au oneshot i mentioned in the poll a few days ago. hope ya like it.

btw if you like this fic you’re legally required to either submit an ask for me to write something else or go read some of my other shit /j

constructive criticism greatly appreciated :)

you can tell i’m writing a fanfic when my search history gets weird as fuck. like.

8:08 pm : psalm 23

9:46 pm: late eighties prom dresses

9:47 pm: mid eighties prom dresses

10:50 pm: how do tape recorders work

10:56 pm: what are those doors in truck cabs called

11:23 pm: what’s 9% of 5600

11:24 pm: what percentage of us citizens are 18

11:27 pm: what’s 3% of 5600

I think media needs more ambiguously queer relationships. Not just as in "non-heterosexual", but also as in "the structure of the relationship itself is queer". It goes beyond the bounds of conventional friendship, but they're not fucking about it. Or maybe they are. Maybe they kiss a few times, maybe they don't, but somehow it's not the most queer thing happening here. They've exchanged vows of love, but their actual relationship dynamic is inscrutable. Every orientation headcanon fits well within canon because they're never quite perfectly defined. Like, who knows what the fuck is happening there but whatever it is it's complex and confusing and woven into the universe itself

new chapters smiley face

at a tech rehearsal rn, going through old fic folders to pass time, and i found that like two years ago i wrote a mischa/noel ride the cyclone post-death fic? and it’s???? explicit????

and since i haven’t posted in an age and the class swap au isn’t done. do you guys. care if i post very???? tender????? ride the cyclone porn?????

anyway sorry that i haven’t posted since the dawn of time?? tomorrow (2 days to six months from now) i will post a cool scythebelts bracelet i got for my birthday