might start listening to the og just roll with it campaign
gxd i wish i liked jrwi mountain’s plotline a little more because i miss the aggressively 21st century Bro energy that bizly consistently brought to the table as him. i am convinced somewhere at like. fucking FSU they have a 5’0 legacy frat president who spends 90% of his day shirtless and drunk and still somehow is crushing a wrestling scholarship, and bizly looked at him, dapped him up, and went “guys i have a character idea.”
it hurts so much, to be in touch–so i'd rather not
“i hold on with my stone-strong ass.”
“i reach up and slap his ass.”
“it’s rock hard and there’s no jiggle.”
-br’aad and taxi, episode 10
wonderful art @abbagine made during our jerwee Fated watch today, for the love of god get this man a belt
EDIT: they added more
i’m seated. i’m sat. i’m looking.
Damn getting the annual cry about that one Br'aad and Sylnan edit to Ikanaide out the way early, huh?
(If you have not seen it, it is on YouTube. It is life changing. Trust me. It has been living rent free in my head for a good few years now despite cossy livs)
the stupid fucking guy i think is cute is at the stupid fucking gym right now and i haven’t had any stupid fucking dinner and i am going to explode
i think it’s what he would have wanted
I like BIG STRIKES and I cannot lie
You other workers can't deny
That when labour walks in with an itty bitty wage
And unionizes in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice the contract was stuffed
Deep with the means of producing
And lax in the share of the profits
i think velrisa greyrock bit people as a kid. like not in the cutesy lilo and stitch playfighting way or in a glamorizing way- i think she lost her first tooth in a fight. and i think she lost that fight, i think she never stood a chance in it- she was a little girl branded a monster and therefore a heretic. and i think when she peeled herself out of the afterforge dirt and came home, she didn’t tell ander who did it, no matter how much he asked. i think she woke up the next morning to the sharp point of a fang growing out of the hole where her incisor once was. i think velrisa greyrock, disowned by the age of five, woke up with a black eye and scraped knees; and i think she must have known her fangs were her goddess saying get up, my champion.