Hey Shawty Baes And Scythebelt Truthers:

heres my fanart of slimecicle dying in a gluetrap

Tamaharu

Artist Joodles

@parallasso LOOK ITS YR FAVE

Pussy isn't real, let's get going!

i think it’s what he would have wanted

I like BIG STRIKES and I cannot lie

You other workers can't deny

That when labour walks in with an itty bitty wage

And unionizes in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up tough

'Cause you notice the contract was stuffed

Deep with the means of producing

And lax in the share of the profits

Runaway cowboy

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

situationship so bad i started neglecting my schoolwork to write fanfic again

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

Having an obscure OTP is a similar pain, in my opinion, to experiencing homophobia.

they should make a beer that has 50 calories and at least 8% abv and has protein in it