I Don't Know What Type Of Hormones We Release The First Few Days After Our Period, But Suddenly I Feel

I miss my wife (my bedside lamp)

I wish I was invisible just cause I REALLY want to observe people without them noticing my gaze. Like, I want to watch them when they think no one's looking so I can catch the small unconscious gestures they might do when concentrating or feeling anxious or bored. If I could be anything I'd like to be a reader in people's lives, their true nature bare to me like they've been whispered in my ear by a reliable omniscient narrator. I think I'd end up falling in love with everyone if I could do that, though.

I think there's only one God, mostly because to choose to create THIS much, you need to be starving in loneliness, don't you think?

Just got Tumblr, feels like I willingly stepped into hell and y'all damned souls are crawling towards me grabbing my ankles and shit. Does salt work

Sometimes I'm just chilling and then everything becomes real.

I like cereals a lot

There hasn't been a day where my ears haven't felt WEIRD

Me (the possum) creating my fucked up OCs

"Be yourself" bold of you to assume I know who I am

I might not know if there's life after death but I sure know that I will bite you rn

Fuck the question "are you a top or a bottom" ask me are you the King or the Jester and then we can kiss after I put my jester hat on