They Really Thought They Ate When They Made Child Labour Laws. Get Me In That Dirty Factory With No Regulations

Me: *trying to focus on the fic im reading*

My brain: SMELL THE FLOWERS‼️ SEE THE PLANTS‼️‼️‼️ HEAR THE MARCHING OF THE ANTS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger

Crying I tried to take a shower while baked and forgot to take my damn socks off 😭

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Me robbing my geo/trig teacher of exactly $0.01 bc she gave us too much work and I want revenge

Me n bro making fun of someone 2 feet away with our eyes

@prettyboyschmidt

Me when I spend 3 days listening to this musical nonstop only to accidentally learn EVERYONE ELSES LINES BUT MY OWN

I got the chronically online award

started highschool today. cant say im a huge fan but its not the worst. knowing myself i will probably be complaining about it extensively soon enough.

Bring back those cereal bowls with the straw attached!!!!!;;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!