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When a multi chapter fanfic hasn't been updated in the past 2 years but the author is still active

I hate seeing a romantic moonwater tik tok and all of the comments saying they love platonic moonwater

SHUT THE FUCK UP. THE VIDEO IS NOT FOR YOU.

Anyone else HATES when you see a rarepair post and all of the comments are just people who ship a more famous ship with one of the characters trying to make it about them

Example: *in a moonwater post *

Comments:

"Sirius and James: 😭😭"

"Sirius and James would be so jealouss"

"They are doing it to make James and Sirius jealous"

Like, can't you just see that THIS IS NOT FOR YOU and go on with your life without whining about it like a baby

Peter Parker fresh new bat kid: Excuse me mister Batman sir, I don’t mean to bother you right now, but the kitchen sink is broken, and it’s totally my bad, I just woke up and brushed my teeth and the handle snapped off. I forget to dial down my strength sometimes when I wake up especially because we were out patrolling really late last night. Do you think Alfred would be mad I fixed it for him? I felt guilty fixing it and not saying anything and I just wanted to make sure that someone knew what I did.

Bruce used to Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Cass, Duke, and Damian: Is it sunny today in Gotham? That can happen?

"Normal people scare me" because I was recognized from an early age by my peers as a "freak" and an "outcast" and it's socially normal to treat people who are perceived as freaks and outcasts with condescension and violence.

"Freak" and "outcast" became part of my identity because they were forced on me-- so I wear them with pride.

"Normal people scare me" because its socially normal to be abusive and violent toward people who are perceived as abnormal.

"Normal people scare me" isn't just an edgy slogan-- its an implicit acknowledgement of systemic violence and my place on the social food chain.

mcr5 is real guys okay

i'm never losing hope

me at the sleepover after saying i'm not tired

Nothing funnier than someone claiming that their interpretation of Regulus Black is 100% correct and everyone else is wrong. Apparently, he was a horrible, horrible raging murderer and we are just not allowed to see him any differently! I am so sorry I was not aware that you knew him personally, or got a more elaborate description of him than I did. Go on

Normal people: look up an actor to see what other shows they've been in

Me: sees a hot character and immediately researches for fanfiction about them

It's an instinct now.

Tbh the problem with ship wars is that everyone tries to find a moral high ground to prove their ship is superior when actually shipping should be about making two characters kiss like a kid playing with barbie dolls