But The Back Also Says “i Love Redundancy!”

Oh yeah people care about football we won 50 something to 6

Our first football game was an away game and the stand were far too small for us and I realized that the reason was that the school was expecting a marching band that was a similar size to them which looked like 30-40 people.

We have over 70 people.

happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces

Obligatory reblog

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Hey @helenalikeschickens, how was learning to tan?

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

The first thing I thought of while reading these is our drum major whom we constantly make fun of for her country accent

One of her country-isms is “god willing and the creek don’t rise” and then for one of our comps it rained so much that the school county canceled all events so we couldn’t go AND THE CREEK ROSE

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

L too pale